Charley

@techconnectify.bsky.social I can’t financially reckon with a big purchase right now but have never been so delighted to be advertised to on the internet than I have been by your latest videos. Yay TechnologyConnections X GoodStore collab, keep it up ◡̈

Oh my god even worse when you realize a 1:20AM showing actually begins the movie at 1:50AM.

Like.

That’s an all-nighter. On a rollercoaster with 3D graphics.

Genuinely cannot imagine who this is for. But it fills me with joy to know that it exists.

Imagine you’re at the bar with your buddy, sleep deprived, crossed, ready to call it a night and go home… When suddenly you come upon the mutual realization that you both haven’t seen Fantastic Four yet! Oh boy! There’s a showing in 20 minutes! And you’re in store for a WILD ride.

A Regal theater near me had a 1:20AM 4DX, Real D 3D showing of Fantastic Four last night and personally I just think that’s bonkers

I would pay obscene amounts of money for iOS to allow you to archive text threads without deleting them.

thinking about Rachel Brosnahan's Lois Lane chewing on that pen and thinking smart and stuff.

like.

yeah.

Gifs are also doomed from the beginning if you’re in a groupchat. Every time I hit send, I know what’s coming! Do not take me for a fool! I know that in the time that it took me to go through the gif keyboard menu, six messages have been sent, moving the conversation ever so slightly off course!

a man wearing sunglasses is typing on a shs computer Alt: a man wearing sunglasses is typing on a computer with meme text that says “I’M IN” overlayed on top of the image

This is the closest I could get. And like. It’s… fine?

Like. You’re telling me there is no gif for the idea of a hacker typing on a keyboard and then saying “I’m in”?? That’s, like, such integral cultural substance. Everyone would know what I’m talking about if I described it. Is it a search issue??

I’m not really a gif guy but not because I don’t enjoy a good gif. I actually, quite often, go to search for a gif that would be PERFECT for the situation, only to find that no one has made it??? That or gif search engines are just subpar— does anyone know?

Thought about using piglatin to disguise words that could trigger a child’s meltdown but the word “playground” is unfortunately hard to keep under wraps

Two screenshots from Google searching Brennan Lee Mulligan. On both a Google easter egg overlays Brennan's photo and says "Good luck with your next venture. We support you every step of the way". It also has little American Girl Doll shoes overlaid on his face.

do yourself a favor and google brennan lee mulligan right now

At least they cast two unknowns but I can't say I'm not disappointed we can't have Morgan Davies and Hunter Schafer

Does everyone else have that distant acquaintance who is chill but whenever they say they like a movie or tv show it has become your signal that you are almost definitely not going to like it

Once again, we were not nominated for an Emmy due to not being a TV show.

Remember when we cared about the Pope and by extension the Catholic church for a bit earlier this year

The future we all dream of.

Kept thinking it was strange why I smelled something like the smell of onions until I realized that I was sitting next to a bag of onions.

thank you for your feedback. we regret to inform you that it has made us stronger

“You can’t have your cake and eat it too” is such a damn stupid phrase…I don’t want to own a cake for, like, display purposes. Is that a thing people want?? A /liability/??

No, I want to put it in my god damned mouth.

[sigh]

Had a dream that I rode an ostrich and it was really hard and genuinely remember having the dream thought “Typical. Riding ostriches is always like this.”

@slotkin.senate.gov is going places I think

lol uhhhhh idk if I remember the lyrics being quite that repetitive

DUNCAN IDAHO???

gonna watch Dune

Gonna get into sports but say my favorite team is the Celtics and say it like Celtics

like I'll say Celtics

like ok

like

I think we'd all be okay if HDR photos didn't exist, at all, actually

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope