Free lance

Note: A previous version of this article referred to the subject in a disparaging tone. The author has since developed loving-kindness for all sentient beings and revised the article accordingly.

Can you imagine chief keef and soulja boys baby.... bet it would rap crazzyyyy. No homo

Soulja boy smell em

i take solace knowing somewhere out there is a 6'4 (1,9m) and buff goth dommy mommy who thinks i'm a good boy and wishes to remind me of that fact

Lilbiddodish, lilbiddodat

in spanish instead of saying i fart they say "tirar un pedo" which means "throw a fart" and i just think that's beautiful

50 cent, more like 50 percent

Please pray for my health an i am smok an cigargtt

You up ? @hanasjaidenysf12.bsky.social

Drinking a forty right now w d forty

The machine elves told me you lack spiritual constitution

My problem with driving in fall time is I think every leaf is a frog hopping across the road and then i'm like, no please, mr frog, please hop elsewhere

Wilburs funny brother (wilbur is fine too)

im OK, just sniffling cuz i got a bad case of insatiable wistfulness, tis the season, hbu?

if i were a animal id be a koala cuz i like to eat leaves and i have chlamydia

leather grandaddy

drivin in the car, i just hit a DEER!! (Drag of Extra Exotic Reefer)

ah that sucks. i'd rather be pissed on than pissed off. poor people :(

did it get bad? aw i always Loved to go on the app

oh noooooo 😓 , i accidentally dropped my colostomy bag 🤭 i hope nobody comes 🥵 along and claps 💥 my FOCKING cheeks while i pick it up. it spilled 🫟 everywhere and now theres diarrhea 💩 on my fresh socks 🧦 and all down my legs cause i'm so clumsy 😇. that would be awwwfuuuul 🥰

i miss hanas

I don't just disappear from blue sky for months on end, I just disappear. Nobody has heard my fucking voice in two months and I'm thrilled

who arent I kidding

Was twink, am dilf, can confirm

music names but weed: black dabbath... bong jovi... wishbone hash... allan bowlsworth... iron fadin... van inhalen... phish... steely dank... john bowltrane... johnny hash... nickelbag... green martin... kusha t... ???

nmac.to and make sure to follow the instructions for "broken apps" if need be, silicon MIGHT crash when moving a family onto a property but I've not found any other crashes!

let's be penpals

pen-pals wanted; orbwithinanorb@proton.me. love a letter eh?

real opium

woke up got a fuckin foot massage and then i went to bed