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E1M1's third greatest warrior. Zombunist. Undead rights. Drops standard pistol ammo on death. He/him
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
ASS PENNIES
12.10.2025 00:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Holy shit, the bubble is finally gonna pop
12.10.2025 00:29 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I swallow $1.50 in quarters every day in case I'm kidnapped and then manage to escape but then when I make it back to civilization I'm parched and require a delicious soda pop.
12.10.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I'm pretty sure this actually happened tho?
12.10.2025 00:04 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Dr Eggman Robotnic drawn in two images, Designed with Gamers in mind: Caked up Robotnic, Designed with activists in mind: no ass Robotnic looks sad
my friend just shared this with me
11.10.2025 22:05 โ ๐ 2550 ๐ 941 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 20I couldn't get into it but I understand the appeal. Lotta fuckin. Whoooooole lotta fuckin in that show.
11.10.2025 23:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Portable football game
Haha, when that was going during my younger years I got dropped off at "JTs" house which reeked of cigarettes but he had one of these guys so it wasn't so bad.
11.10.2025 22:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm sort of lucky my dad disappeared for a few years during the period I had my car in HS. Shitty dad solidarity ๐
11.10.2025 22:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I was really good at horse races on the Mega Touch.
11.10.2025 22:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐ตWhen I was,
A young boy,
My father,
Took me into the city,
And then straight to the bar.
He said "Son when,
You grow up,
Will you be, the savior of my bartab?
The driver of the car?"๐ต
*starts spinning you again*
I'm sorry, I had to try ๐
*stops you*
11.10.2025 22:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Perfection.
11.10.2025 22:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They send one of your hamburgers to the hospital, you send three of their helpers to the morgue
11.10.2025 21:06 โ ๐ 171 ๐ 40 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 3Why do they keep letting cabinets into comedy clubs?
11.10.2025 22:15 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Blushing cat
11.10.2025 22:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Trauma cruise control
11.10.2025 22:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's my kid and two of my nieces this weekend and BROTHER I AM AT MY LIMIT.
11.10.2025 21:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0God bless the parents who have more than one kid. I'd rather drive off of a fucking bridge.
11.10.2025 21:52 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0TAKING ALL THE CREDIT FROM MY MAN! THIS IS A DISGRACE!
11.10.2025 18:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0+ Medal of honor + free trip to Disney World
11.10.2025 18:26 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Maybe that's what the world needs right now!
11.10.2025 17:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Shout-out to Shankin Steve, doing the world a service.
11.10.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Vaxxed?
11.10.2025 17:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nobody should. Theres too many bands already.
11.10.2025 17:53 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I don't like anything
11.10.2025 17:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Brian, buddy, nobody here wants to hear about how horny you are, ok? Just shut the fuck up already.
11.10.2025 04:42 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dog knows better, cat doesn't care. Adorable tale as old as time ๐ฅน
11.10.2025 01:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0discovering insane edits recently
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