Zombuddy

Ffffffffffuuuuuuucck

Day is almost over. You got this!

Mfs would rather eat sawdust than lick the cheese grater clean smh

We stopped buying pre bagged shredded cheese when we found out they put sawdust in it.

Spam man

"kill.... Me.... Kill....... Me......"

It's almost over. It's almost fucking over.

Also, imo, guides are encouraged. It's not La-Mulana obtuse but it gets tricky.

Should be more thorough than driver's ed, imo. And from a much earlier age than most people would think. Like 8-10 years old.

Ass to ass with a bag of shredded cheese for each participant.

The most difficult part of this position is not keeping two bags of cheese for yourself.

LIKE A GLOVE

Similar physics.

FUCKIN SHIT.

Just gotta keep on keeping on.

She's almost outta there

Dang it...

Death Stranding truck wiggled itself into a different position.

Hang on... Almost got it...

Death Stranding truck stuck in the "what would you put here" room

Ah boy I really fucked it.

I'll see what I can do. Ive been sitting in his lobby for hours. This is bullshit.

Just started yesterday and the soundtrack is banging.

The future should be in their hands, not in the hands of a terminally cooked techbro who thinks AI is going to one day perfect the human genome.

Return to computer rooms. Return to actually logging on.

I blame Apple and their "it's just like magic" marketing. Google explicitly made Android nerd shit. It looked like nerd shit, it had a nerd name and logo, they made a big deal about Flash working on their phones.

Normies should have had a few more years with their Blackberries

This is what happens when tech stopped being a nerd thing. Tech belongs to the nerds, the normies can't handle it.

Hold on hold on it's gonna be real quick. In and out. 10 minutes tops.

BRB, killing God

By age 30 you should have

- a circle of friends who do nothing but practice combat sports
- a cyborg wife
- a daughter you name after your ex
- died twice

Head of a dinosaur.

Yeah ok, sure, what's this then huh?

I'm pretty sure this is real?

Zombie hand emerging from the ground

MONDAAAAAYYYY

All major Las Vegas Strip casinos are now unionized in historic labor victory The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip.

The Culinary Workers Union representing 60,000 hospitality workers in Nevada has achieved a historic victory on the Las Vegas Strip. For the first time in its 90-year history, all major casinos on the Strip are unionized.

That moment plays on a loop in his head. Over and over.