The Naked Gun has such a high joke density, Iβm already looking forward to finding more whenever I see it again!
Liam Neeson was great, but Pamela Anderson is the real surprise here. She was so game to be silly, and she was so good at it
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The Naked Gun has such a high joke density, Iβm already looking forward to finding more whenever I see it again!
Liam Neeson was great, but Pamela Anderson is the real surprise here. She was so game to be silly, and she was so good at it
Pepperidge Farm remembers...
01.08.2025 23:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0i really donβt like how we talk as if itβs a moral failing to be insecure, as if youβve never been insecure, as if itβs not super fucking normal to be insecure a world that tells you it hates you at every fucking corner
01.08.2025 22:56 β π 98 π 24 π¬ 4 π 1screenshot of my prose from Blue Shift Ep 1: βOrganization,β Zhaten continued pointedly, βwill be done as it is in our governments and unions. The more granular needs will have posting boards, and representatives or individuals will volunteer on these boards. In practice, letβs sayβ¦ ah, one of the food pavilions, yes?β Claire nodded twice, now entirely focused on her diminutive lecturer. βSo β the buildings are constructed. We start a board for this specific area on the map. We write in something likeβ¦ βRestaurants Needed! Fast, Accessible, Seating Optional.β Then, those that want to work the spaces will post on the board with their pitches. We select the best ones, and then they start boards for cooks, other staff, etcetera. Pre-existing union groups swarm in, leaders are elected, and thatβs it.β Zhaten clapped all four hands together, two and two. Despite metaphorically closing the book, he continued with barely restrained excitement. βAll the way up, all the way down. From the planetary legislatures to the janitors. Elections, civil service, sex work, necessary duties, luxury labor, community organization, and on; itβs the tried-and-true bureaucratic arrangement that has worked for so many in the Co-Operation Sphere for thirty thousand years.β Again, Claire nodded, but a little more slowly. She used to have an agent, so hadnβt ever really been on a labor board, but she was passingly familiar with it all. All the way up, all the way down. βThis is how standards are handled too, right? Communication through these chains?β βIn parallel with other work group chains, of course,β Texyaal added, βand glossing over friction points. Antisocial behavior, disputes. It all works in good faith.β Both Pael nodded thoughtfully, practically gleaming with pride. Itβd taken Claire over a decade to start correctly reading Paelish body language, no thanks to the size difference, but it was worth it to see the deep love and pride her compatriots held for cooperation and equity.
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Gonna be streaming my viewpoint of Crux's D&D game, "Adventures in San Dragon" at 8pm CT tonight!
The game will open with a recap and then dive into where we left off - in a surprise combat!
βkeep em separatedβ was referring to flasks of hot liquid in the laboratory. Dexter Hollander was always cool as hell.
01.08.2025 15:37 β π 95 π 22 π¬ 1 π 1If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.
31.07.2025 14:41 β π 2525 π 426 π¬ 45 π 55Honestly? The Leftovers.
Each season feels like this spiritual dark night of the soul that resolves in a breathtaking epiphany. Each one different, but carrying strong echoes of what's come before.
It's a beautiful, cathartic show.
Rabbit rabbit rabbit
01.08.2025 15:13 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Peppy, of course
31.07.2025 21:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A scanned sketchbook page of cartoon drawings. An unclothed anthropomorphic wolf wearing only round spectacles sits at top with legs crossed, looking at the viewer. He says, "Every day I winnow my chaff. And you know what? It's not rocket science. But it is particle physics." At lower left, two researchers sit behind a table at a press conference. A placard on the table reads "CERN - Cute Energetic Really Nerdy." One researcher says "We've discovered a new type of LNN (Large Naked Nerd.) A projector screen to their right shows a size comparison between a regular 6ft tall nerd and the 9ft tall nerd, with the latter's massively hanging trunk censored with a black bar. At lower right, the LNN is shown displaying a t-shirt to a smaller creature, asking "Have you got this in XXXL?" The t-shirt has a drawing of a microwave on it. Text on the shirt reads "TAKE ME DOWN TO MAGNETRON CITY WHERE THE POPCORN POPS AND THE RADAR'S SPINNING."
New size of nerd discovered
31.07.2025 17:16 β π 797 π 156 π¬ 12 π 1It's been slow going for me on Art Fight which isn't unusual really, it doesn't allow me to use my best skill sets, but I do at least have a pretty alright handle on pixel animation and it gives me an excuse to brush that off and put it to use again. Anyway, I fired this off at @chocodile.net !
20.07.2025 16:49 β π 52 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0Mega/giga sizes? Is there an upper limit? Asking for a friend
30.07.2025 22:01 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I did a little poll on Tumblr and did not expect 154 people wanting to see furry Willy Wonka but here he is I guess
#catcf
lol I know some furries worked on this
youtu.be/5r-7eWDBc40?...
Painting of a skeleton lying on a bed with an angry black cat screaming beside it.
Where's my Breakfast? - Daniel Arthur
Oil on Panel
This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10 (TT: lawdogcosmo)
29.07.2025 23:31 β π 6654 π 528 π¬ 176 π 46The Lonely Island as the blancmange
29.07.2025 23:29 β π 58 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0LOL, that's about the perfect GIF for the scenario
29.07.2025 16:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Of COURSE he's seen this XD
29.07.2025 14:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0How has 2025 treated you so far?
29.07.2025 03:05 β π 157 π 19 π¬ 11 π 21Rabbits are a lot spicier than I realized
27.07.2025 17:17 β π 1117 π 238 π¬ 39 π 25Good morning BlueSky
It's Monday so...
I could see how he would be very distracting to play with. ;)
28.07.2025 16:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dope. :D What're you playing?
28.07.2025 16:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets
People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets
A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.
All I think about when I hear people say that itβs bad taste to dance on Hulk Hoganβs grave is that Emmett Tillβs monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply wonβt stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
28.07.2025 01:12 β π 23457 π 7405 π¬ 527 π 270Read this. The whole thing. Sit with it.
27.07.2025 13:10 β π 583 π 243 π¬ 31 π 9OMG, actually tragic that it was lost ;.;
You just know she probably had the starknife hidden away too