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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare

@jakebe.bsky.social

All about that second breakfast, fam. Black American/Jackalope writer and veteran weird person, loving husband to @thependrake.bsky.social, Social Justice Cleric. He/him/his.

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The Naked Gun has such a high joke density, I’m already looking forward to finding more whenever I see it again!

Liam Neeson was great, but Pamela Anderson is the real surprise here. She was so game to be silly, and she was so good at it

03.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Pepperidge Farm remembers...

01.08.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i really don’t like how we talk as if it’s a moral failing to be insecure, as if you’ve never been insecure, as if it’s not super fucking normal to be insecure a world that tells you it hates you at every fucking corner

01.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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screenshot of my prose from Blue Shift Ep 1:

β€œOrganization,” Zhaten continued pointedly, β€œwill be done as it is in our governments and unions. The more granular needs will have posting boards, and representatives or individuals will volunteer on these boards. In practice, let’s say… ah, one of the food pavilions, yes?”
Claire nodded twice, now entirely focused on her diminutive lecturer.
β€œSo – the buildings are constructed. We start a board for this specific area on the map. We write in something like… β€˜Restaurants Needed! Fast, Accessible, Seating Optional.’ Then, those that want to work the spaces will post on the board with their pitches. We select the best ones, and then they start boards for cooks, other staff, etcetera. Pre-existing union groups swarm in, leaders are elected, and that’s it.”
Zhaten clapped all four hands together, two and two. Despite metaphorically closing the book, he continued with barely restrained excitement.
β€œAll the way up, all the way down. From the planetary legislatures to the janitors. Elections, civil service, sex work, necessary duties, luxury labor, community organization, and on; it’s the tried-and-true bureaucratic arrangement that has worked for so many in the Co-Operation Sphere for thirty thousand years.”
Again, Claire nodded, but a little more slowly. She used to have an agent, so hadn’t ever really been on a labor board, but she was passingly familiar with it all. All the way up, all the way down.
β€œThis is how standards are handled too, right? Communication through these chains?”
β€œIn parallel with other work group chains, of course,” Texyaal added, β€œand glossing over friction points. Antisocial behavior, disputes. It all works in good faith.”
Both Pael nodded thoughtfully, practically gleaming with pride. It’d taken Claire over a decade to start correctly reading Paelish body language, no thanks to the size difference, but it was worth it to see the deep love and pride her compatriots held for cooperation and equity.

screenshot of my prose from Blue Shift Ep 1: β€œOrganization,” Zhaten continued pointedly, β€œwill be done as it is in our governments and unions. The more granular needs will have posting boards, and representatives or individuals will volunteer on these boards. In practice, let’s say… ah, one of the food pavilions, yes?” Claire nodded twice, now entirely focused on her diminutive lecturer. β€œSo – the buildings are constructed. We start a board for this specific area on the map. We write in something like… β€˜Restaurants Needed! Fast, Accessible, Seating Optional.’ Then, those that want to work the spaces will post on the board with their pitches. We select the best ones, and then they start boards for cooks, other staff, etcetera. Pre-existing union groups swarm in, leaders are elected, and that’s it.” Zhaten clapped all four hands together, two and two. Despite metaphorically closing the book, he continued with barely restrained excitement. β€œAll the way up, all the way down. From the planetary legislatures to the janitors. Elections, civil service, sex work, necessary duties, luxury labor, community organization, and on; it’s the tried-and-true bureaucratic arrangement that has worked for so many in the Co-Operation Sphere for thirty thousand years.” Again, Claire nodded, but a little more slowly. She used to have an agent, so hadn’t ever really been on a labor board, but she was passingly familiar with it all. All the way up, all the way down. β€œThis is how standards are handled too, right? Communication through these chains?” β€œIn parallel with other work group chains, of course,” Texyaal added, β€œand glossing over friction points. Antisocial behavior, disputes. It all works in good faith.” Both Pael nodded thoughtfully, practically gleaming with pride. It’d taken Claire over a decade to start correctly reading Paelish body language, no thanks to the size difference, but it was worth it to see the deep love and pride her compatriots held for cooperation and equity.

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01.08.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna be streaming my viewpoint of Crux's D&D game, "Adventures in San Dragon" at 8pm CT tonight!

The game will open with a recap and then dive into where we left off - in a surprise combat!

01.08.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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hiccup from how to train your dragon giving a thumbs up and the words good luck below him ALT: hiccup from how to train your dragon giving a thumbs up and the words good luck below him

*raises his coffee mug to the Old Ways(tm)*

01.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œkeep em separated” was referring to flasks of hot liquid in the laboratory. Dexter Hollander was always cool as hell.

01.08.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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If there's one episode of TV I wish I could force everyone to watch and internalize, it's the 30 Rock where Liz, who has always seen herself as a bullied nerd underdog, finds out she's actually been hated all her life because she's mean.

31.07.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2525    πŸ” 426    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 55

Honestly? The Leftovers.

Each season feels like this spiritual dark night of the soul that resolves in a breathtaking epiphany. Each one different, but carrying strong echoes of what's come before.

It's a beautiful, cathartic show.

01.08.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rabbit rabbit rabbit

01.08.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Peppy, of course

31.07.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A scanned sketchbook page of cartoon drawings. An unclothed anthropomorphic wolf wearing only round spectacles sits at top with legs crossed, looking at the viewer. He says, "Every day I winnow my chaff. And you know what? It's not rocket science. But it is particle physics." At lower left, two researchers sit behind a table at a press conference. A placard on the table reads "CERN - Cute Energetic Really Nerdy." One researcher says "We've discovered a new type of LNN (Large Naked Nerd.) A projector screen to their right shows a size comparison between a regular 6ft tall nerd and the 9ft tall nerd, with the latter's massively hanging trunk censored with a black bar. At lower right, the LNN is shown displaying a t-shirt to a smaller creature, asking "Have you got this in XXXL?" The t-shirt has a drawing of a microwave on it. Text on the shirt reads "TAKE ME DOWN TO MAGNETRON CITY WHERE THE POPCORN POPS AND THE RADAR'S SPINNING."

A scanned sketchbook page of cartoon drawings. An unclothed anthropomorphic wolf wearing only round spectacles sits at top with legs crossed, looking at the viewer. He says, "Every day I winnow my chaff. And you know what? It's not rocket science. But it is particle physics." At lower left, two researchers sit behind a table at a press conference. A placard on the table reads "CERN - Cute Energetic Really Nerdy." One researcher says "We've discovered a new type of LNN (Large Naked Nerd.) A projector screen to their right shows a size comparison between a regular 6ft tall nerd and the 9ft tall nerd, with the latter's massively hanging trunk censored with a black bar. At lower right, the LNN is shown displaying a t-shirt to a smaller creature, asking "Have you got this in XXXL?" The t-shirt has a drawing of a microwave on it. Text on the shirt reads "TAKE ME DOWN TO MAGNETRON CITY WHERE THE POPCORN POPS AND THE RADAR'S SPINNING."

New size of nerd discovered

31.07.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 797    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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It's been slow going for me on Art Fight which isn't unusual really, it doesn't allow me to use my best skill sets, but I do at least have a pretty alright handle on pixel animation and it gives me an excuse to brush that off and put it to use again. Anyway, I fired this off at @chocodile.net !

20.07.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Mega/giga sizes? Is there an upper limit? Asking for a friend

30.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I did a little poll on Tumblr and did not expect 154 people wanting to see furry Willy Wonka but here he is I guess

#catcf

06.07.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 585    πŸ” 214    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1
GOAT - Official Teaser Trailer (HD)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment GOAT - Official Teaser Trailer (HD)

lol I know some furries worked on this

youtu.be/5r-7eWDBc40?...

30.07.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Painting of a skeleton lying on a bed with an angry black cat screaming beside it.

Painting of a skeleton lying on a bed with an angry black cat screaming beside it.

Where's my Breakfast? - Daniel Arthur
Oil on Panel

26.07.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6135    πŸ” 2037    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 41
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This is Cosmo. He doesn't believe in stranger danger. Because strangers are just friends you haven't met yet. 13/10 (TT: lawdogcosmo)

29.07.2025 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6654    πŸ” 528    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 46

The Lonely Island as the blancmange

29.07.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL, that's about the perfect GIF for the scenario

29.07.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of COURSE he's seen this XD

29.07.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

How has 2025 treated you so far?

29.07.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 21
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Rabbits are a lot spicier than I realized

27.07.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1117    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 25
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Good morning BlueSky
It's Monday so...

28.07.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1069    πŸ” 408    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 67

I could see how he would be very distracting to play with. ;)

28.07.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dope. :D What're you playing?

28.07.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

People with guns proudly posing in front of the Emmett Till memorial shot up with bullets

A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.

A bulletproof Emmett Till memorial. Riddled with bullet dents.

All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.

28.07.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23457    πŸ” 7405    πŸ’¬ 527    πŸ“Œ 270

Read this. The whole thing. Sit with it.

27.07.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 9

OMG, actually tragic that it was lost ;.;

You just know she probably had the starknife hidden away too

26.07.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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