Now, can you write Depeche Mode to do a version of that song with those lyrics?
10.02.2026 05:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@sethonops.bsky.social
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Now, can you write Depeche Mode to do a version of that song with those lyrics?
10.02.2026 05:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my hand
A yellow tennis ball
And a plastic bag
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Vows are spoken
To be broken
"Sit" and "Stay" are just a lie
Squirrels are running
Sun is stunning
With a bright and blueish sky
Nose is twitching
Paws are itching
To see a pigeon fly by
All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my hand
A yellow tennis ball
And a plastic bag
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
Words like "Walkies"
Break the peace
Rush into my quiet world
Tail is wagging
Ear is snagging
On the sounds that you have heard
Leash is hanging
Metal clanging
Now the chaos has occurred
Is it all that you wanted? All that you needed? Is right here. In my walkies
10.02.2026 02:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good morning
07.02.2026 20:57 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Kid Rock.
07.02.2026 03:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We ride at dawn!
07.02.2026 02:18 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Darby crotch aimed headbutt incoming.
07.02.2026 01:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hope this isn't your plane.
05.02.2026 23:34 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0This guy even took your slippers Ned.
05.02.2026 04:58 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Team Slug
05.02.2026 03:12 β π 30 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Primary Chuck Schumer too.
03.02.2026 23:35 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I do love BBQ. I live in the KC area.
02.02.2026 15:31 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So will June 7, 6767
02.02.2026 15:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BBQ Baked Beans too.
02.02.2026 15:07 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0To keep confirming his nominations and agreeing with him on bills?
30.01.2026 22:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Reminds me why I nicknamed him Spongebongino Square Head.
23.01.2026 05:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, I hear that ICE can explode at those temps too.
22.01.2026 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Find all the forbidden items in the forbidden city.
22.01.2026 03:05 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's a scavenger hunt.
22.01.2026 02:49 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Enhanced
22.01.2026 02:27 β π 22 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I'm totally not jealous. Ok, I'm super jealous. Enjoy this work trip.
22.01.2026 02:05 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It's as if we bought a billion dollar lottery ticket and dreaming of what we would do if we won.
21.01.2026 05:04 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And they were probably told he's just resting his eyes, like he does half the day.
21.01.2026 05:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The smell can't be much worse than his loaded diaper and flatulence.
21.01.2026 05:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Playlist is on standby.
21.01.2026 04:58 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Enhance
21.01.2026 04:54 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0