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@sethonops.bsky.social

Father, Husband and shitposter extraordinaire. DevOps, Technology and such. 3-time best selling RadioShack employee. He/Him

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Now, can you write Depeche Mode to do a version of that song with those lyrics?

10.02.2026 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my hand
A yellow tennis ball
And a plastic bag
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

10.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Vows are spoken
To be broken
"Sit" and "Stay" are just a lie
Squirrels are running
Sun is stunning
With a bright and blueish sky
Nose is twitching
Paws are itching
To see a pigeon fly by

10.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All I ever wanted
All I ever needed
Is here in my hand
A yellow tennis ball
And a plastic bag
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm

10.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Words like "Walkies"
Break the peace
Rush into my quiet world
Tail is wagging
Ear is snagging
On the sounds that you have heard
Leash is hanging
Metal clanging
Now the chaos has occurred

10.02.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it all that you wanted? All that you needed? Is right here. In my walkies

10.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Good morning

07.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid Rock.

07.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We ride at dawn!

07.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Darby crotch aimed headbutt incoming.

07.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hope this isn't your plane.

05.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy even took your slippers Ned.

05.02.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Team Slug

05.02.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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a stuffed squirrel looks out a window ALT: a stuffed squirrel looks out a window

The squirrel mocking Ned.

04.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Primary Chuck Schumer too.

03.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do love BBQ. I live in the KC area.

02.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So will June 7, 6767

02.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BBQ Baked Beans too.

02.02.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To keep confirming his nominations and agreeing with him on bills?

30.01.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminds me why I nicknamed him Spongebongino Square Head.

23.01.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, I hear that ICE can explode at those temps too.

22.01.2026 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Find all the forbidden items in the forbidden city.

22.01.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a scavenger hunt.

22.01.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Enhanced

22.01.2026 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm totally not jealous. Ok, I'm super jealous. Enjoy this work trip.

22.01.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's as if we bought a billion dollar lottery ticket and dreaming of what we would do if we won.

21.01.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And they were probably told he's just resting his eyes, like he does half the day.

21.01.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The smell can't be much worse than his loaded diaper and flatulence.

21.01.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Playlist is on standby.

21.01.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Enhance

21.01.2026 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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