batz

me when a man follows me on here (I love you straights I am an ally...)

I didn’t need to but I started taking Ozempic just so I won’t miss out on the class action lawsuit.

It’s okay if all you did was survive this year.

Lots of people are posting highlights of 2024, but this shouldn’t be used for comparison.

Joker sketches #joker

Glinda the good witch 💖🫧

can you drink the tap water in california? yes. should you? well…

sometimes you don’t have to know how things are going to work out, you just have to trust that they will

people who hate musicals talk about it endlessly... it kind of sounds like it's a really big emotion that might be best expressed through song for them

The big disadvantage of having art not solely as a hobby is that you never can stop thinking about work. It's always present in thoughts, subconsciously or not. Such an exhausting way of making a living but also a very privileged one.

i'm so rusty in dbd it's so sad, i just had the saddest match

all i’m saying is that maybe she would like it :/

Certified skeet & deleter right here

The fact that it’s crude is the point, say skeet you cowards.

Rep Nancy Mace wants the 1 sole transgender member of the incoming congress to use their own bathroom (and presumably water fountain). continuing an unbeaten streak of mean spirited bigoted acts that haven’t improved any American’s life or personal economy.

all of y’all saying how unproblematic and drama free this app is are making me nervous. it’s the equivalent of saying “hope it doesn’t get too busy today!” at work

Reskeet if ur so so sleepy

good morning skeeters, now say it back 😤😤

At least we will be in the history books during the worst administration.

this place should just be called twitter the name’s up for grabs

No babe I love yours the big accounts scare me

i may have nearly fainted walking across campus yesterday, but i think i can skate to CVS to get my meds 🙂‍↕️

referring to real life people as your enemies is crazy

I really thought I was skeeting and quote re-skeeting and skeetplying to y’all enough to be in a few more skirkles, but y’all are out here skeeting and reskeeting/reply-skeeting like crazy…. How am I supposed to compete with this level of skeeteraction????

i hate being disabled. i’m trying to accept that i am, but right now i’m just in a phase of being extremely angry about it.

i skeet, you skeet, he, she… skeet

we need music for our profiles

the alternative is the people who have horrible egos and are deeply insecure. they’re usually terrible to work with and have a reputation for that no matter how good their work is, which inevitably kills it’s value