Hans Van Slooten

Come on down and chum some of this shit - Jaws

Me: [putting together a bike for my daughter the night before her birthday and cursing while doing it]
My Wife: When are you going to be done so you can help me decorate?
Me:

Our 15th anniversary was just a few days ago. You've been married almost exactly twice as long as me.

Also, congratulations.

Still pales in comparison to a reality show participant announcing we are going to put a nuclear reactor on the moon.

Statue of Liberty doing a Sieg Heil which is subtle compared to what's currently going on over on the other site. Text says "This may be difficult but imagine if fascism came to America"

The Man in the High Castle (Series, 2015 - 2019)

YouTube video by Queen Official Queen - Who Wants To Live Forever (Official Video)

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So if I use AI to memorialize your death you are going to prove the existence of an afterlife AND bestow immortality on me? Sign me up!

A Yellow-Legged Meadowhawk female

It’s really more of a delusional-boyosphere.

Me finding out the new KOTH episodes drop on Monday.

And in contrast to Santa’s labor union son who organized the elves, Upward Mobility Claus.

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Your Sonnets book is the canonical version for me.

To be fair, they've haven't played on a significant number of Sundays during the season.

WORMNOOK

Guess I’m the only person that has one.

People would've have given a shit that their networking was a little wonky when their video and audio blew everything else in the market out of the water.

Also, home machines weren't thinking about file security in any serious capacity back then. Apple would've fixed those things fine.

Agreed.

Spelling Bee game with just the word BUTT

Finished

A unicorn

Found a unicorn!

Sounds just like setting up a PC in the early 90's.

“I think you meant” no I did not. I know how to turn my thoughts into sentences

Wordle 1,439 2/6*

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This album is gonna suck.

The closest I've seen is just bypassing the internal power supply and using one of these: www.keelog.com/power-supply...

I made some cream cheese frosting for a banana cake and I had the thought, “why would I ever put plain cream cheese on a bagel ever again?”

This is getting ridiculous. What do you people call it?!

How do type an "O" instead of a "Y"?

3 friends? No thanks. WAY too many.

NYT crossword answer for “early home computer brand” is “Amiga”

Early?

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I’m part of a group of people obsessed with secure, symmetric key exchange. It’s Difficult.