「LUCKYSTAR ACTUAL」

Apparently, Bluesky just sent my wife's account; @teabree.gendercriminals.gay straight into the shadow realm, without as much as a moderation email or any other message, with profile apparently gone and all posts deleted, so I guess I probably won't be on here for much longer either

I should call her...

nonono not cum bucket, cum ~bouquet~

we need to bring doom style keycard hunt level design back but for chastity

cardio so i can dance all night long. core workouts for a grabbable waist. squats and hip workouts for a fat ass to throw back

> ask about the sanctity of the individual, ask if it’s dignity for all men or chattel slavery

fuck every single one of you that killed my sisters.

Actually this is perfectly fine; you just have to use your -74 billion investement as collateral on a loan and then default on that loan and the bank has to actually pay you 74 billion. You guys need to keep up with advanced economics.

I still have faith in Valve as developers and I just know we'll get Half Life 2: Episode 2: Part 2 someday

clippy drawing that reads "have you considered using your brain instead of asking chatgpt?"

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#art

they call it a hex editor bc you are casting little spells on the computer

Don't know why I thought a gynecologist's office was going to be anything but a dentist office for pussies.

shoutout to the new brainworm "what if torso too long"

you do have the energy of someone who offers [shelter/a key item/advice/all of the above] to a down-on-their-luck protagonist type

booty call who gets there on foot call it Load Runner

Controversial opinion but I preferred the era where Samus was called transmisogynistic slurs by the devs

bumper sticker:

My other ore freighter is at the bottom of Lake Superior

I need a euphemism for people I'll allow to fuck me only provided they're muzzled and clicker trained, okay

it sucks that "slamhound" is already taken as a scifi term for a type of stalking munition, because it'd be perfect as a way to describe puppygirls that top

catching an actionable threat ban for saying I intend to chew on a woman's tits

"Durst" is actually a past-tense verb, but because its meaning is lost to time we'll never know what exactly Fred did in the first place

saw a sample pack labeled "transcendent trap" where the cover art was of a woman in a black minidress with a hand down between her legs and my brain was positive I'd just read a slur

need the HRT that turns you into this

invent the teleporter, pay me by taking shots of malort

literally wheezing reading this lmao

the sales pitch feels to me like selling Mom a way to not have to Be Mom: she doesn't have to be influenced by and carry on a piece of her loved ones, because they'll handle it. like it's treating the act of bonding as a burden to be avoided

it feels to me like it's marketing a way to *avoid* connection IMO

like the call between the adult-grandkid and the slopbot about the humming technique- in ordinary circumstances that's a chance for the kid and his mom to bond, with her telling how she learned of that trick from her mother.

Cover art for my comic "The Drought". A pastoral staff, a greatsword, a horseshoe tied to a rope and a branch, and a musket all stand in the foreground, in front of a barren tree in an arid field. In the background, a few houses can be seen.

A picture of five rhombuses arranged in a cross, drawn in the dirt. The page says "Chapter One - Gathering".

Two strangers travel into a ghost town riding horses. One goes inside a saloon, dropping a few gold coins on the counter, asking for water.

The man comes outside, telling the other, a swordsman with a large hat, that there's no water. The two discuss the shortage of water brought by the drought. The swordsman mentions the local priest of Chton, a man he'd trust "with his own life". As they approach the temple, they see a drunkard lying on the ground, half-wasted: an old penitent farmhand that sometimes helps the priest.

So, back in 2018, I did a comic to retell a horror one-shot rpg session I hosted the year before. Page after page, I put more effort in it and decided to make it a project for a college exam. It was one of my first semi-professional comics.