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@thetofuwanter.bsky.social

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Hawk tuah spit on that thang!

30.10.2025 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#494 - 7/10
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I refuse to answer Game of Thrones related questions

30.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#492 - 9/10 🎉
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Sensational stuff. I wasn't far off on no4 either!

28.10.2025 13:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

This is the most shocking thing I've ever heard?

27.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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incredibly good photo of a wild snapping turtle with a plunger on its head to protect vets treating it from bites www.instagram.com/p/DQFldv4ie8n/

27.10.2025 13:07 — 👍 31    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

Can't believe he's still doing this bit... would love to chew the fat with this legend over a pint

27.10.2025 09:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

26.10.2025 22:50 — 👍 10355    🔁 1431    💬 21    📌 23

scooby tuah. shaggy on that thang! 😭

26.10.2025 21:19 — 👍 46    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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#490 - 7/10
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Annoyed at not getting Carlin, knew it would be a coffee flavour coffee type guy

26.10.2025 13:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love data! 🤓 Where my #dataviz fam at!

26.10.2025 12:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Spent the bonus hour doing some statistical analysis of the quality of each PL season, based on the number of Proper Clubs involved.

You will be surprised to hear that, objectively, top flight football peaked when we were 10 (no non-Proper Clubs in 00-01!), and has never recovered 🫣

26.10.2025 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy birthday!

26.10.2025 08:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25.10.2025 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sergio Aguero is not only the greatest striker in premier league history, but in his post football career I don't think any other millennial has managed to so perfectly glom onto the dead eyed meaningless nihilism of GenZ culture. He's milking the AI/ eSports / Dubai udder for all it's worth!

25.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#489 - 8/10 🎉
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Unlikely pairing of George Fox and Brian Boru putting me in dreamland

25.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sodha jerk.

25.10.2025 10:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you 🫶

25.10.2025 04:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if you found out AI generated people have souls. would you still be calling it slop? 🤔

#howellsthoughts

25.10.2025 01:46 — 👍 56    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.

23.10.2025 18:51 — 👍 12718    🔁 6393    💬 323    📌 465

I couldn't believe nobody knew who Ruskin is!

24.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#birdbot

24.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 37    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Sent Sean Clements an Insta DM telling him how much I adore his Fish Fry episode of Workaholics. Going on some kind of register probably

24.10.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man says " and thats a chop " while standing in front of a woman ALT: a man says " and thats a chop " while standing in front of a woman

When one of the Stephen Bush Bsky cronies gets too excited and posts a take in line with what they think the SB angle is going to be, then SB ends up posting a contradictory take 🙈

24.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The irony is that all of these would actually be compelling and surprising narratives that would warrant an article, unlike the Beeb's!

23.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I can't stop @lowqualityregen.bsky.social

23.10.2025 12:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is so good

23.10.2025 12:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah I like the 'Vinland Saga'. I like it when Willa is duking it out with Lockjaw

08.10.2025 07:10 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Great read Jan

23.10.2025 06:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am a fan of his friendship with famous actress Lala Kent!

22.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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