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The Doomsday VCR is still flashing 12:00

this is actually a different meaning. you're both annoying and wrong, known as a "double whammy"

whereas girls FEEL about a number

To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:

1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account

Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this

Holy shit

Keep Honking, I'm Overcome With Emotion Listening To The Babe (1995) Theme On The Classical Station

Wow this poster from 1941 was strangely prescient, as it's from 1941 and belongs to the commons feel free to have this, do with it what you want

Check out the release date trailer for 1348 Ex Voto, an upcoming third-person medieval action game in which you embark on a quest through Medieval Italy as Aeta, an up-and-coming knight tasked with saving those close to her.

oh my gosh congratulations to everyone involved

I aim to please

old growth forests suck ass !!!

howdy with a chance of greetballs

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

there is a slight chance that I bought ARC Raiders at 8:30PM and then played it until 2AM. there is a possibility.

Can i just say I really don’t agree with this idea they fear puberty blockers cause it means trans people pass for cis better if they get them. That gives way too much credit to forethought and thinking about trans youth as potential trans adults to these transphobes. Its all about control over kids

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!"

The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

They don't have capacity to terrorize more than 2-3 cities at a time.

Which means they rotate teams to new cities without relief.

Which means consistent resistance by fresh activists in each new city will break them over time.

Which means if you're city's not occupied, rest up and get ready.

Who’s who at X, the deepfake porn site formerly known as Twitter A look inside Elon Musk’s big tent

There we go. That there’s a headline.

unbelievable

I gotta be honest team

solving all my problems by adding 8 movies I'll never watch to my list on the criterion app

my mom called me bougie for making beschamel!!

premium lasagna with lamb, veal, pork, and chicken liver

inventing being normal from first principles

I worked with an old man that ended every single day by saying, "We didn't get shit done today, but we'll giver hell tomorry."

You're Wrong About

Laxative Tycoon

i have gone through my bookmarks and am happy to present joe's Video of the Year!🎉

i have no context and never want any

From: Beginning Middle End (1989), dir. Sally Cruikshank