@cakemittens.bsky.social
exactly as God made me
94 minute youtube video titled "The song Mr. Bean sings in church is real. WE TRACKED IT DOWN"
26.11.2025 19:55 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had one today and didn't even bother finishing it. devastatingly disappointing.
26.11.2025 19:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0becoming one of those guys that scrawls 400 words about their life-altering traumatic event on their car but mine is all about how Auntie Annie's is really not that good anymore
26.11.2025 19:51 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0is everyone doing everything in their power? or what's up?
26.11.2025 00:29 β π 17 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
25.11.2025 20:44 β π 5457 π 1098 π¬ 82 π 24best Christian shelves 2025
25.11.2025 04:15 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0kids these days only care about Gangnam Style. back in my day it was Gungan Smile (Jar Jar)
25.11.2025 00:10 β π 22 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1Fleureka Grisp
24.11.2025 14:32 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Hevictrion Algonganza
23.11.2025 04:34 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I haven't been able to :( lmk if you find out
23.11.2025 03:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pleasuromeo Myse
23.11.2025 03:52 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rocko's life was no more modern than yours or mine. So ask yourself... who was pushing that messaging?
22.11.2025 23:04 β π 71 π 11 π¬ 0 π 1cream of telephone. "the dialing-ointment"
22.11.2025 15:32 β π 69 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0disingenuous to call it βtexting and drivingβ when im clearly on wikipedia
22.11.2025 15:11 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0why do they call it an "on"lette when it tastes "off"ul!!!
- joke from another universe where I don't like eggs
may I've a bite
20.11.2025 14:46 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Old McDonald think he slick in the straw hat
20.11.2025 14:45 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Morchard Choresly
20.11.2025 14:44 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Things are happening faster than I can embroider them
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they should do another one of those things where the president rides around a city in a convertible through a series of slow turns
15.11.2025 23:19 β π 189 π 25 π¬ 10 π 0Joe Camel wasn't trying to be a bad influence. He just really liked cigarettes and thought kids might too
15.11.2025 03:57 β π 77 π 13 π¬ 3 π 0if LOST came out in the 2020s we would've gotten a 2-season "origin story" of Driveshaft culminating in the first time they play You All Everybody on stage
15.11.2025 16:20 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0slop bowl is short for sloop john bowl
12.11.2025 23:50 β π 81 π 10 π¬ 7 π 0sun-drenched grooves suck ass!!!
15.11.2025 13:30 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"one day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this"
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Life changing duck ponds near me
19.02.2025 09:07 β π 184 π 36 π¬ 5 π 0these Viennese delights have Viennese ends
09.11.2025 16:46 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today's Truth of the Month is " Facts!"
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