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Trainer Code is 715397524184!

Hello #BSDcan 2025.

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it is I, a punk hacker raised by VHS tapes.

Armed with melody.
Driven by memory.
He’ll ride the timeline to bring the soul back to the sound.

Neon Apocalypse: Dreamkid and the Time Riders of the Lost Future

This fall…
The beat drops. The past fights back. ⏹⏏

(Deep voiceover layered with reverb, against analog tape hiss and haunting synth chords)

“In a world…
…where the machines remix your memories…
…where love is lost in static…
…and the future has forgotten how to feel…

One man remembers.
His name… is Dreamkid. ⏭5/6

Their goal: reboot the timeline before a rogue AI known as The Producer erases human memory and replaces it with cold perfection.

Through synths, speed, and sorrow, @dreamkid83.com rides against the neon storm. ⏭4/6

To save the world, he must unite a crew of temporal exiles: a ghost-hunting physicist, a desert scavenger with a Walkman for a weapon, and a punk hacker raised by VHS tapes. ⏭3/6

When time fractures and the past begins bleeding into the present, Dreamkid learns he’s more than a musician—he’s the last Analog Guardian, destined to restore the true timeline through music encrypted with lost frequencies. ⏭2/6

⏺ In a decaying retro-future ruled by corrupted AIs and haunted by memories of a forgotten past, one synthwave artist—Dreamkid—awakens in a chrome-scarred city with only a leather jacket, a digital Casio, and the fragments of a dream. ⏵1/6

*cough* Netflix *cough*

stealing the last part of that statement.

By design. Borders aren’t for just keeping “undesirables” out.

Good.
Reduce your suffering and soda. <3

Quiet Cassandra, you’re upsetting Sisyphus who isn’t timely fixing the number of boulders we get. 1st Mate is Do More With Less under Captain Don’t Work Harder, Work More Efficiently is rearranging deck chairs since the backlog of work keeps growing! Glad you see the problem! Track your time better

take 'em if you got 'em... because damn, it really is one of the worst pains ever.

You lived, and you live on.
That's important.

You have accidentally made infosec socially digestible media, for which we appreciate.

YouTube video by WORLD ORDER WORLD ORDER “NEO SAMURAI”

youtu.be/4FK6Tz2Rd2M

*laughs... then cries*

AI robot scanners that don't obey robots.txt is... very annoying.

I’m so mad at CERN for putting us on this timeline and not listening to the time traveler.

Channeling Lewis Black…

Insanity is not a strategy.

azimuthal projection of northern hemisphere with usa, canada, greenland and russia shaded in red

am i paranoid or is this the plan

so they are admitting they are going after the burn bags... interesting.

I was only mostly jaded. That was probably one of the last times my hair was cut and not blue. I think I’ve pretty much reached my final form.

Past job interviews, I say I’ve seen things, and they’re like, code a card shuffling program? How about a 4-way set-associative cache in C? Rejection letter

kermit the frog says oh no i can 't take any more of your opening numbers in front of two muppets ALT: kermit the frog says oh no i can 't take any more of your opening numbers in front of two muppets

Here’s my brain…

Pinstripe only got that far because the scan lines on CRTs let it slide. As for Aqua… the NeXTstep vs Mac into Rhapsody into OSX certainly had some warts in how the UI evolved during that time. Gradients! You’re talking about gradients!