TJ

would love if the takeaway here was people realizing "wow there IS money for political parties to pursue policies they believe in!" then reconsider the last several democratic administrations through that lens

computer, write discord 2. no mistakes pls

5 months ago

YUB NUB

Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

Extremely exciting news: We're hiring a full-time film critic to come work with me at The A.V. Club!

You probably have an idea if you're qualified for this, but if there's something that's not in the job listing, I'm sure I can answer Qs www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...

gross. fix it @massgovernor.bsky.social

what do you mean the leader of your country will sometimes "resign" just because there's "a scandal"

Kid Rock actually did the same thing Bad Bunny did where he named all the different places that make up America but he only listed Texas, the part of Detroit where white people live, Funspot in New Hampshire and the defunct Times Square Señor Frog’s.

🙏 easy block

agi washing machines with mandatory ads that also report your location and citizenship status to the government

Ten years ago today we shipped Firewatch. I say this every anniversary but it feels both like a lifetime ago and like it was yesterday. Thank you everyone who played it back then or played it today for the first time. Thank you to everyone on the team, I’m still so proud of what we made.

If you haven’t already, delete your TikTok

i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!

From the bestskeeting author of the Bluesky-famous six-week Bad Bunny 101 comes this essential close reading of the halftime show! 🧵

ugh

NEARLY LOST YOU
ok that was brilliant

a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right Alt: Woman winking

"Find lost dogs with Ring's new Search Party" is the tag line they're using.

"Lost dogs"

Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane

yup! comma hearts in atlantis / regulators / etc

"lost dog" indeed

oh no sweet caroline

i cannot remember the last time i saw a fan on the field

It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.

Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?

I mean yea, if I know ring you’ll probably be able to opt out of joining a “search party” but it will be on by default AND absolutely we’re going to see it get leveraged for “extreme circumstances” involving law enforcement.

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

after enduring all of these commercials I am no longer purchasing goods or services ever again

oh cool so we're going full low men with the ring doorbells