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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇

We really need to bring back this insult. It’s a great one.

a blond golden retriever smiles while standing next to a quaint stone building. the dog’s head is approximately the height of the chimney extending above the roof. a smaller building in the background with yellow windows and black doors only comes up to his shoulder. the blue sky above has a few wisps of clouds overhead.

This is Deku. He's approximately three stories tall. Shedding season is a public health concern. 14/10

A story of staggering hypocrisy, in two tweets.

Good morning from Yellowstone!

Those eyes are incredible

It was either a lifetime or “eh that’s long enough” ban.

Find someone who can do all four

You obviously advise on many areas, school being only one of them.

I grew up in a cul de sac. You’re gonna make it weird now aren’t you?

I’m stuck between side-eye and excitement.

Ye gods but I love a good purr motor. Forget ASMR. Forget meditation. Just put that on loop and I’ll sleep like a babe.

Now that is handy information. Thank you.

Every now and again Wayne would come out with something that made me guffaw out loud and that quote was definitely one.

I found myself going through his feed mainly to see if there was anything interesting before it got scrubbed as I am sure will happen at some point. That one about Vance is definitely being screenshot with wild abandon today.

Snort

Yeah, probably

I will never not be amazed at these creatures who still have their umbilical cord attached yet there they are up and walking around seeing what’s what.

This is going to wind up with me posting “came for the stickers, stayed for the science” isn’t it?

Got some good kids there. Well done.

I go to a lot of estate sales as I collect (hoard, whatever) historical textiles and a few years ago I found an unfinished blanket made up of many knitted diamond shaped pieces. I’ve been working on it for years so I know what it takes. You are pretty cool in my book.

What an amazing pattern. Love the way that the beads were incorporated.

YOU are best for taking on and finishing these projects!

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DPNs and the Kitchener stitch and I’m finally going to be the popular girl in the group!

But they’ll look fabulous!

Might as well start hoarding NFTs.

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pretty fucked up they made a three-year-old post on linkedin