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Jan Messerschmidt

@jmesserschmidt.bsky.social

Henrik’s dad. Securities litigator. Former spox. Plagued by chronic shamepathy.

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My favorite part about this movie is that the underlying crime that sets off everything is a securities fraud.

04.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not disputing he also seems to be kinda a dick!

01.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean, in fairness, he did cover the crime beat for over a decade and wrote a major nonfiction book about homicide detectives?

01.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Greek olive oil > Italian.

28.01.2026 02:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The cost of living, though…

22.01.2026 18:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You also probably could turn the Titanic around overnight?

22.01.2026 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought this was performance art.

21.01.2026 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, the kids are getting priced out of Westbrook, it’s racially diverse, and a bit grungy but in a good way. Or so they tell me.

14.01.2026 23:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lewiston is hip now. Haven’t you heard?

14.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Die Another Day: The Law of Assisted Suicide

26.12.2025 17:59 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think he’s in an awkward spot and wants to keep the focus on Hegseth. He probably worries that blaming Bradley will just help Hegseth. Is he right? I don’t know. But I get the conundrum.

08.12.2025 02:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My first concert. And damn does he put on a good show.

27.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Springsteen

Rodrigo y Gabriela

OMD

Andrew WK

Weird Al

27.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“This legislation will…ensure federal workers receive back pay, as required by a law I got passed in 2019” really encapsulates this deal.

Trading for something you already have.

10.11.2025 00:28 — 👍 53    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 0

It’s also an odd thing to say when the most famous dinner in Christianity was (or closely resembled) a Passover Seder?

06.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Also, even the most “open border” does not = no border.

25.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also how is a rebellion ever “ordinary”?

“You know, it is your standard, garden-variety rebellion, not one of those obscure kinds.”

18.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More like imagining an even more absurd future to find humor in the present.

12.10.2025 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Turns out we were wrong. Oops. Remand with instructions to dismiss as moot.”

12.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wait till the Court starts to decide that their expedited decision had the effect of mooting the appeal.

12.10.2025 01:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not just that, though, right? Life tenure appears to be less of a savior the higher you go.

I think it also helps that, even during Trump I, many if not most district court nominees were uncontroversial, experienced, and respected attorneys.

That and, you know, district courts deal with…facts.

12.10.2025 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is easy to throw around bc nullification is observationally equivalent to acquittal.

The more concrete distinction might be nullification isn’t as effective in a grand jury. Unlike an acquittal, Prosecutors can always back with more/better evidence.

This DOJ rarely does & thats telling.

09.10.2025 00:36 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This is terrible news.

07.10.2025 05:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BDO Denied Chance to Bring Auditor Liability Case to High Court The US Supreme Court on Monday denied a petition from BDO USA P.C. to determine the circumstances under which accounting firms can be held liable for shoddy audits.

Good news and the right decision.

06.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Mets fan theory of economics.

05.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Evergreen rule.

04.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This view also assumes static negotiating positions. Why shouldn’t Dems respond to the WH’s actions as raising the price of cooperation?

Tit for tat.

02.10.2025 02:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Dear Mr. Adams: Thanks for your letter inviting me to join the committee of the Arts and Sciences for Eisenhower. I must decline, for secret reasons. Sincerely, E.B. White.

Dear Mr. Adams: Thanks for your letter inviting me to join the committee of the Arts and Sciences for Eisenhower. I must decline, for secret reasons. Sincerely, E.B. White.

This E.B. White letter comes to mind.

01.10.2025 15:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25.09.2025 18:33 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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