Morgan Valko

I wish googling “what was I just thinking about?” actually worked.

SUPER COOL how all of these famous people are now blaming their bad behavior on autism. 🙄

Gonna refer to my husband as my wife from now on, since we were both born in America and therefore are both considered female. 🙄

i feel like you should be allowed to talk about & promote your book for at least as long as it took you to write it

Hands up everyone who zooms in on every picture posted with a bookshelf in the background to check out the books

Hi, I’m stepping away from Meta, so I figured I would reintroduce myself. I’m Morgan, and I am a:
🖋️ writer
📚 reader
🪴 plant enthusiast
♐️ Sagittarius
💁🏻‍♀️ feminist
😡 hater

Wanna be friends?

Hey, it’s 2025. I think we can retire addressing mail to “Mr. and Mrs. Husband’s Full Name.”

🧐

Female concerts: intricate stage production, background dancers, multiple sets, costume changes.

Male concerts: watch me do my little dancy-dance.

Made a joke on the Teams chat at work at got four laugh reacts. I’m going to ride this high all day.

Butker didn’t just spew hate without purpose - the man wanted his name on the map so he could pivot into politics when his athletic career inevitably ends.

With one song she took away that boy’s favorite bar. He can never go back to the Black Dog. THAT is inspirational pettiness. #TTPD 🖋️

Today’s eclipse was brought to you by the lighting director from House of the Dragon. 🌖

It’s Women’s Month and Reading Month, so I should be left alone with my TBR. 🙃

Collecting a urine sample from a dog is unsurprisingly not easy.

I do not have time for dishes or clothes that have to be washed by hand. Survive the machine or perish. ⚙️

I’ve gone from being excited about this book to hate-reading it, and I’m so mad. 🤬

I am a sucker for a fiction book with footnotes. I loved it in The Gospel According to Larry when I read it in junior high and I love it now in Starling House.

Anyone else work in such a weird area that in order to complain about work, you have to explain work first? It’s just not worth it half the time. 🫠

The worst part about having a December birthday is that when shopping for presents for other people, I can easily convince myself to get one for me too.

I would love to find a thriller book that doesn’t end with the villain being the guy the MC is sleeping with. 🙄

Stop rebooting HP and reboot Animorphs, you cowards.

Not me taking important steps in my mental health.

(I blocked the Red Cross on my phone.)

Yes, this is about the Eras Tour movie.

I can’t believe this is a thing someone has to say, but don’t take photos WITH FLASH in a movie theatre. Especially not MULTIPLE TIMES. You are not the main character here.

I attend an awful lot of football games for someone who doesn’t care about football. 🏈

I really hope they turn The Honeys into a movie, because it will be so beautiful and terrifying.

I cannot count the number of times I have looked up The Final Girls to see if it is streaming for free anywhere and been disappointed. 😭

What if Taylor Swift is just a real life version of that movie where everyone forgets the Beatles but one guy, and that’s how she writes so many songs? 🤔

I know I should be a fall girlie, but I am not ready to let go of summer yet. 😫

I need an easier way to find and follow all of my people from app to app, because I cannot remember y’all’s names.