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Lead Level Designer and #gamedev #leveldesign educator. https://www.youtube.com/@LDLearning #UnrealEngine Gotham Knights, For Honor, BioShock Infinite, Homefront, etc.

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But also, they gotta make their nut somehow.

05.10.2025 03:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure his marketing professor schtick is good cover for any sociopath.

02.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So this asshole draws up an equally batshit scenario to sympathize with an equally batshit response. Logic at its best.

02.10.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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David Cross Slams Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle and Others Performing at Saudi Comedy Festival: β€œDisgusted” In a scathing open letter, Cross is the latest to criticize his fellow comedians for participating in the Riyadh Comedy Festival: "I am deeply disappointed in this whole gross thing. How can any of us...

β€œThat people I admire, with unarguable talent, would condone this totalitarian fiefdom for … what, a fourth house? A boat? More sneakers?”

Thank you David Cross for calling out the disgraceful behavior on display.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...

02.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Microsoft is hiking GamePass prices by exploiting the subjective myth of inflation perpetuated by the wealthy class.

Everyone can determine the amount of OUR demand vs. the supply provided by Microsoft.

Let corporate overlords know they have overestimated demand by cancelling your subscription.

02.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started playing Fashion Police. Really digging the retro aesthetic with modern sensibilities and the subversion of violent FPS.

It feels like a really polished mod, and I mean that in the best way possible.

#FashionPolicegame

26.09.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same in the USA. Corporate bought politicians use the same bullshit talking points to frame the service that way.

26.09.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Totaljerkface.com - Home Of Happy Wheels - Games Totaljerkface web games by Jim Bonacci

totaljerkface.com/games.tjf

26.09.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#HappyWheels spiritual mother!

26.09.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the Flash game that was on a Bottom DVD. #rikmayall

25.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the best parts of Alien : Earth is the lack of transparent computer displays in the production design.

FFS its about time.

How many years since Minority Report did we have to suffer the fantasy of a completely impractical UX?

Star Wars got it right in 1977. Holograms for drama only.

26.09.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to get annoyed that the most popular mods for Star Wars games were fucking Zelda mods.

Actually, it still pisses me off.
#StarWars #videogames #Nintendo

26.09.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

20/20 hindsight, as usual!

26.09.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good choice, didn’t think of that. Vintage me and current me only link Radiant with Q3 (and the wonders of the q3map2 compiler). Vintage me didn’t discover modding til β€˜99.

26.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If it was actually 1997 vintage me, then definitely Quake 2 and some SW games.

If its 2025 me reliving 1997, then Fallout, Hexen, Carmageddon, Oddworld.

26.09.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck idiot high school kid made that video?

25.09.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s a great idea. Haven’t drawn from life in years, maybe this should be my new tradition.

25.09.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Really? Cool!

24.09.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

???

22.09.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜…

20.09.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for keeping it real in Evanston.

20.09.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seriously never got old.

20.09.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus, did you see that β€œholding court” video of tech moguls pledging allegiance with β€œUSA investments”? Who isn’t a target for boycott now?

20.09.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one of your most optimistic posts. I approve!

20.09.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Cunk approved.

20.09.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dope aesthetic!

20.09.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it.
Canceled all my Bob Iger related subscriptions. #FreeSpeech

20.09.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah so many comparison screens made me kinda sad honestly. The lighting especially even more than the textures. They could have used both, but they even decided to use scientifically precise, soulless light reproduction.
Its 2025 and some people in AAA feel they no longer need to learn from cinema.

11.09.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ORANGE is obviously fun!

04.09.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh come on, there are orange poles between those 2 swings.
ORANGE POLES.

04.09.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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