@piperburnsmarshes.bsky.social
I have approximate knowledge of many things
28.04.2025 13:24 — 👍 6909 🔁 1369 💬 114 📌 57
This is Duncan. He just had his first blueberry, and now demands another. 12/10
28.01.2025 20:12 — 👍 12196 🔁 885 💬 192 📌 76This is Fudge. She may not be the sharpest pup in the world, but more importantly, she is not a quitter. 13/10
29.01.2025 00:18 — 👍 23043 🔁 1873 💬 577 📌 287Wow. Caroline Kennedy breaks her silence on RFK Jr in a message to Senators: “We grew up together. It’s no surprise that he keeps birds of prey as pets because Bobby himself is a predator. He enjoyed showing off by putting baby chickens & mice in a blender to feed to his hawks.”
28.01.2025 19:22 — 👍 62741 🔁 17857 💬 2672 📌 1607There are quite a few irresponsible conspiracy theories about JFK and who took his life.
There are quite a few irresponsible conspiracy theories about RFK and who took his life.
There are many, many irresponsible conspiracy theories by RFK Jr. that will take thousands of lives.
This is Lucy. She likes to bring her human random objects every time they take a bath. 13/10 a thoughtful queen
29.01.2025 18:16 — 👍 8624 🔁 659 💬 180 📌 75
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22.01.2025 08:30 — 👍 23201 🔁 6227 💬 310 📌 271
This is written by the bishop who stood up to Orange Voldemort. Everyone should be buying this. It's available on Amazon for $14. I'm an atheist and I'm buying it. #booksky
22.01.2025 16:48 — 👍 26034 🔁 5820 💬 1439 📌 529
a little black lab puppy sits on two concrete steps with the most defeated expression on its face. all four of their paws are tucked onto one step, while their booty is plopped on the step above. this could be permanent for all we know.
This is Moose. He’s had a very long day. Tried to go down some stairs but got stuck. 13/10 someone please help Moose
22.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 21931 🔁 1063 💬 370 📌 107
22.01.2025 15:44 — 👍 130596 🔁 31868 💬 1798 📌 2074
everything happens so much
21.01.2025 18:28 — 👍 3239 🔁 509 💬 78 📌 25
a golden retriever pup sits on some fresh snow beneath a clear blue sky. he’s holding one paw at the bottom left corner of the frame as if he’s taking a selfie. he has on a plaid vest and a dark blue harness, and, it must be said, has a bunch of snow glued to his little black nose. he was measuring with his snout. he’s sticking the tiniest tip of his pink tongue out, either because he’s concentrating or he’s about to lick all the snowflakes off his face.
This is Kai. He is on ski patrol reporting snow levels. According to his measurements, it has snowed. 12/10
21.01.2025 20:15 — 👍 5454 🔁 429 💬 39 📌 21
a golden retriever puppy stands inside a bathtub with his front paws propped up on the side. he's wearing a brown bear ear headband with two small sunflowers on the right ear. there's a smidge of concern in his face, but mostly he seems ready to get this over with.
This is Dunkin. He will not take a bath without his bear ear headband. Partly because it keeps his face dry, and partly because it helps him feel brave. 12/10
20.01.2025 16:00 — 👍 11316 🔁 792 💬 133 📌 69
a brown pitbull with tan eyebrow dots and a white chest sits in the backseat of a car, paws up on the center console, and makes a snarling expression at the fake rubber cockroach his human in the driver’s seat is holding in her hand. the pup’s eyes are narrowed, his snout crinkled up, and his front teeth slightly bared.
the person moved their hand with the fake cockroach slightly closer to Cobra’s face, and he is blurry as he jumps back in surprise. his teeth are still bared and his eyes intently focused on the monstrosity.
cobra has regained some confidence and is trying to stand even taller to tower over the little fake roach. his ears are pinned back, and he looks like he’d like to share some stern words with this intruder.
This is Cobra. His human showed him a fake cockroach and he got super grossed out. Knows an enemy when he sees one. 13/10
21.01.2025 16:42 — 👍 8349 🔁 503 💬 127 📌 32If there's one thing everyone should take away from this TikTok ban/unban is that under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you explore Instagram Reels. For your safety, remain on your feed at all times.
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a little white and brown jack russell pup with a stumpy tail looks up and to her right innocently. she’s wearing a little mauve harness and standing on some dry dusty earth and desperately trying to play it cool. the sun is low in the sky behind her, making the sky a beautiful yellow and blue ombre.
This is Jazz. She was looking at you. Then you looked at her so she looked away. Wants you to stop looking at her so she can keep looking at you. 12/10
05.12.2024 20:11 — 👍 16672 🔁 1071 💬 260 📌 74This is Phyllis. She has the unique ability to nap standing up. And an even unique-er ability to do it right on top of her human's face. 14/10
05.12.2024 22:20 — 👍 5369 🔁 413 💬 54 📌 22
a brown dog wearing sunglasses reclines on a plush hotel bed with a towel over his legs and another wrapped around his shoulders. he has a TV remote under his right paw, and he’s looking over the rims of his sunglasses at you like he simply cannot be bothered.
lucas sits in a booth on a rooftop deck with his front paws resting on the edge of a table. he’s wearing his signature sunglasses and a dapper cable-knit sweater with the sleeves cuffed up. there’s a tall mojito sitting on the table before him.
lucas sits on the plush white duvet of a hotel bed with a tray from room service in front of him. he has a short stack of pancakes, a bowl of berries, tea, coffee, croissants, and a variety of jams. the TV is off, and his expression suggests he’d like you to remedy that.
lucas’ little shower-capped head pokes up from within a wood-sided bathtub with a towel draped over the ledge. a bottle of wine chills in an ice bucket on an adjacent table; a glass of amber-colored liquid is only partially full next to it.
This is Lucas. He has never worked a day in his life, but is taking a much needed vacation. 14/10
20.11.2024 17:20 — 👍 10485 🔁 606 💬 154 📌 60We only rate dogs. This is a Tiny Hall Panther on the prowl. We suggest getting out of his way and please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10
19.11.2024 00:32 — 👍 14098 🔁 794 💬 146 📌 50This is Peppa and Buddy. Peppa never gets tired of zoomies. Buddy is tired just watching them. 13/10 for both
19.11.2024 23:13 — 👍 12849 🔁 816 💬 152 📌 82
a small, wrinkly basset hound puppy with droopy eyes sits on a collection of fuzzy blankets. his brown ears are each the length of his body, one hanging on the right side of his head, the other delicately in his mouth as he chews on the corner of it. this is a game changer.
This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10
18.11.2024 17:14 — 👍 24251 🔁 1377 💬 310 📌 117
a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.
you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10
15.11.2024 21:18 — 👍 20881 🔁 1844 💬 527 📌 213This is Lil Hobbs. He’s just waking up. Thought everyone would enjoy seeing his routine. Big stretch included. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
16.11.2024 16:43 — 👍 6504 🔁 591 💬 92 📌 103
