Abby 🧏🏻‍♀️⚽️♏️

I should’ve known I’d end up in Sports Entertainment when I was choreographing dances to the entirety of the Jock Jams collection in my basement as a kid

Can’t wait for my family to gang stalk and harass me from around the kitchen table today.

I hate holidays. So much. Narcissistic abusive families suuuuuuck.

For real tho 🫠 like how many times do I gotta say be direct with me

What am I up to?

Guess you’re gonna need to start paying attention to me again to find out 🙃

Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair

🖤

Yeah, I’ve got friends in low places
Where the whiskey drowns
And the beer chases
My blues away,
And I’ll be ok

Yeah, I’m not big on social graces
Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis

My car decided it wanted to crap out yesterday, and now I have to drop $800 I didn’t plan on spending on top of everything else I’m dealing with. So I decided to offer a flash sale on readings to try and make some of that back.

Now’s your chance to get a reading for cheap 🙂

16. 🤟🏻💔🖤🚗

Easily several hundred people have packed into this plaza in Chicago's North Center tonight in response to ICE abducting a daycare worker early this morning.

This is a neighborhood that has largely been spared until now from the "Midway Blitz" terror campaign. But everyone knows someone affected.

Been anxiously awaiting my formal membership card!

Finally got a formal diagnosis for what we already knew 😂 I’m officially #Autistic

I immediately contacted HR at work and requested an office kitty as an ADA accommodation. I’ve waited for that moment for so long 😂

Masquerade!

The one where the @brickyardbattalion.com goes to a ball!

Great time at the Stonewall Sports Indianapolis Homecoming Ball!!

How much trouble can I get into today?

CINCINNATI!! I am in you!!!

Why am I a magnet for weird dudes named Andrew?

(Not dating - I met my “neighbor”! He’s like 7 minutes down the road but for farmers that’s next door lol)

I’m in a sleepy southern Illinois town and yes, I will fucking riot and I’ll bring all my friends

If you need me, you’ll find me doomsday prepping on the farm. I fear we’re closer than we think 😂😬🫠

Lil cuzzo keeping the family business rolling!

Cody Hammer scored the game winning, title clenching banger of a goal!

Check out that celly! Yeah we’re not related at all! (Heavy on the sarcasm 😂)

I’m hoping to make it out there whenever I wrap up treatment!

Especially cuz (this is nerdy get over it lol) I played Spot Conlon in Newsies and Spot sings about the “borough that gave me birth” in Brooklyns Here so bonus points for the borough boys

#FuckCancer

Neeeeed

Time for another cancer treatment.

Now taking comfort pumpkin chai fund donations for post-treatment

Here we go

#FuckCancer #Cancer #Fighter

Man. Taylor Swift always writes music that’s so relatable it makes me trauma vomit.

“Every oldest daughter is the first lamb to the slaughter”

😭 I was a mistake and my parents hated me. I did not get the same loving parents my 7 siblings got. They’ll never understand.

Where’s all the Halloween parties at this year, and what should I dress up as?

Tis the season! It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

Cancer update:

I start a new round of treatments next week. My hard battle isn’t the cancer itself, it’s the irreversible damage that’s been done to my body/blood/neuropathways/etc

For the rest of my life, I’ll have to get infusions and treatments.

Had two exciting plays in my first kickball game, but unfortunately the 2nd led to being jostled around pretty good, getting dizzy, and vomiting.

We got the dub, but I didn’t play the second game cuz I was still puking.

😈😇

I know everybody says money can't buy happiness but it could buy me:

- a boat
- a truck to pull it
- a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets

I know what they say, money can't buy everything
Well, maybe so
But it could buy me a boat