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Mark Robert McMullen

@markrmcmullen.bsky.social

Father of two great kids who are committed to having me committed and a professional Floridiot.

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Yesterday, my daughter used a handheld fishing net at the beach to actually catch a pufferfish. I've never seen anyone do that before. We released it a few minutes later.

26.01.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unexpected obstacle in the road on the way home today. Indrio Road, Fort Pierce, Florida. Many people don't realize that Florida is one of the largest cattle producing states in the US.

#florida, #cow

06.01.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Every year, Fort Pierce runs lights on the palms by the waterfront and synchronizes them to music.

28.12.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Grayton Beach, Florida. Beautiful riptide.

#grayton #riptide

27.12.2025 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Topsail Hill Preserve State Park is full of deer who feel VERY safe.

#topsailhill

25.12.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Then one foggy Christmas Eve ....

#Topsailhill

25.12.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lunch guests at Florida's Topsail Hill Preserve State Park. There's also miles of pristine white sand beaches with few people using them.

www.floridastateparks.org/parks-and-tr...

22.12.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Vanity plates I saw today. #vanityplate

21.12.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, when someone asks, "do you know what really gets my goat?" it is inappropriate to respond, "a chupacabra?"

21.12.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm unsure what it really is, but my male brain is convinced it is the Whoopie Cushion of Destiny.

27.11.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The local Aldi on the afternoon before Thanksgiving in an area of Florida visited by lots of Snowbirds. They are arriving this week. Every single heat-and-eat meal, dip, and package of lunch meat is gone. Most of the bread is gone, too.

#Florida #snowbird

26.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Tax Collector's Office (Florida's DMV), two loads of laundry, and a tour of a school for my son. Days off for your birthday are different when you're a parent.

03.11.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The All Saints Day Alligator.

#fortpeirce #gator #alligator

01.11.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lazy coworkers milling about outside the office trying to avoid coming in to work.

#peacock #fortpierce

31.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know why those other parents got so worked up at the kids' party yesterday. It's not like a four feet long alligator swam towards the kids. It was at least six feet long.

26.10.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This morning it hit. I knew it would come and dreaded it. The kids played and sang a counting game, and it came, like Bloody Mary, but scarier.

"Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! Six seven! ...."

For over an hour ...

26.10.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He had a rough morning protecting me from the robot vacuum as I worked from home.

21.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those Lego kits are getting super-realistic.

19.10.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried Chick-fil-A three times. Each time was in a different city. I will never go to one again. Each time the chicken I was served was raw in the center.

Once might be an accident. Three times in three cities is a chain-wide issue.

11.10.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Florida man with thermos inserted in body caught sneaking it into Polk County Jail: β€˜Put it up the exit ramp' A Florida man who is no stranger to the law wound up back in jail and the subject of one of Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd’s most unusual "Morning Briefings" due to how he tried to smuggle a thermos i...

In his defence, he made a really great pot of coffee earlier and didn't want to waste it.

www.fox13news.com/news/florida...

11.10.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Millions of birds are migrating across Florida. Here's how you can help them. Millions of birds are making their annual migration across Florida and the U.S. Here's what you can do to help them on their flight.

Just a little something to do which is both good for the birds and can bring you a little joy.

www.jacksonville.com/story/lifest...

11.10.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lucky shot at the local beach with my daughter.

#blueskyartshow. #home. #FortPierceInlet

13.09.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kids caught 5 hermit crabs at the beach and saw several blue crabs. We forgot our net, so the blues scurried away uncaught.

#beach #hermitcrab #crab #fortpierce

13.09.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To accompany the picture I just posted.

31.08.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welcome to Port St.Lucie, Florida! Who ya gonna call?

31.08.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Simply beautiful

27.08.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The most I ever counted was 40 adults. This is in Downtown Fort Pierce, Florida.

27.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Over a dozen peacocks, peahens, and chicks at the office today.

#peacock, #peahen

27.08.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just want to congratulate Elon Musk for finally getting it up without a disaster.

27.08.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Peahen and chick at dawn (Picture from 8/15/2025). They beat me to the office.

#peacock

17.08.2025 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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