Roseanna Alice

GIVE THE GLASSES TO JACK, YOU COWARDS

Once again, it is the time of year I wish the The Holiday was just about Kate Winslet and Jack Black’s romance. Twice as much cross generational friendship, pls! Zero Jude Law in slutty little glasses! Idc!

returning to my roots (turtlenecks & a red lip)

Sooooo disappointing

I’m not saying being a transphobe makes you ugly, but consider Kiera Knightly’s fuckass bob and draw your own conclusions 💁🏻‍♀️

This is devastating news. So grateful to Lex and everyone at Teen Vogue for their amazing political coverage in recent years.

No it’s lowkey like….thin now. Which you know I have a lot of hair, so it’s not super visible, but I can feel it 😬😬😬

Anyway considering just shaving my head again and starting fresh

I didn’t realize that postpartum a lot of people have significant hair loss??? And I am one of them?? Turns out I’m not special??? What??

CORRECT

I’m So Stressed. I watched all the planet of the apes movies!!! I’m not even on our side!!

“Never swaddle your baby” “only swaddle your baby until 8 weeks” “sleep sacks are fine” “sleep sack more like DEATH sack” “swaddling is totally fine as long as you follow the two finger rule” “if you’re asking about swaddling you must be sTuPiD aNd NeGlEcTfUl”

I have got to stop going on mommy reddit

And like!!! The entire time the guy so obviously wants to sleep with Julia Roberts’ character but lets Cameron Diaz’s character give up her entire life for him? Disgusting. AND SHE’S 20 YEARS OLD!

It had to have been, right?? Cameron Diaz is so charming in it. I get sooooo mad about her quitting school for her lame-o fiancé

And Julia Robert’s hair. A worthy honorable mention.

a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words " the moment i wake up " on the bottom ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table with the words " the moment i wake up " on the bottom

Of course this man almost saves it. But not quite!!!!

a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with his mouth open ALT: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car with his mouth open

And it’s all bc of this man. An absolute curse! The worst!

Of the 90s rom-coms (of which I love many!!!) I simply cannot stand My Best Friend’s Wedding. And listen, I *want* to like it. But I can’t!!

back on my bullshit (taking vitamins)

WUT

a cartoon of spongebob saying that he is ugly and proud ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying that he is ugly and proud

Me reminding myself that having perfectly straight teeth is a classist, widely American beauty standard that is stupid:

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love being in my cunty little bob era

I agree 😔

Also known as a LULLABY but whatever

I made up a little song for my daughter and my millennial ass was like “it’s her theme song”

We miss you too 😭

My brain keeps changing this to “for the weaky”