Andy

A lot of trans women *have tits* it’s not an alien concept that they’d be able to help you choose the right size.

Which is why the BBC should be funded out of general taxation.

About 40% after tax goes into joint account for mortgage, bills etc.

Although car is salary sacrifice so comes out pre-tax

Gay death 💀

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📼 “I’m calling from Indeed Jobs, please add my number on WhatsApp”

Surveying the future “Epstein Ballroom”?

Perhaps if you tie them up, perhaps in a sort of bow, this will be less likely?

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“… somewhere at a Devon council building”

Just because you are ill, these absolutely no need to come here with that violence 🫣

Yep - the pictures with “Rosebury Newhouse” logos in bottom
Right corner look be the legitimate pictures

3 shirts with the sleeves knotted together after being in a washing machine

Mine had quite the skill for knots…

I mean what could possibly go wrong with a Labour minister telling us to trust them because they have seen the intelligence reports.

In an objectively hilarious timeline, we make these WORTHLESS.

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You tomorrow…

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🫣

Aldi / Lidl ✅
Asda ❌

The same applies to laws

So this allotment story is absolutely blowing up everywhere and the government will prob U-turn soon due to UNEXPECTED VIRALITY IN THE BAGGING AREA.

But because I'm a sad git I spent 5mins chasing the aggregated Nottinghamshire Live story back through the Telegraph and the Express and found....

You can’t power a state on fantasy.
Nuclear: 10–15 years out
Coal: No new builds planned, anywhere
Gas: 5–7 year delays
States banning solar & wind are picking losers—and guaranteeing failure.

When gas finds out they're the *only* resource a state will allow, prices skyrocket.

10 years ago?

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At least someone else is clearing it up 🫣

Best before, schmest before…

Not sure there is such a great danger of vinegar going off 🫣

There are a lot of idiots enraged by this misleading Times headline.

The article itself - yes, the exact same one - points out that:

A) In any typical year, about 50 independent schools close

B) More independent schools opened than shut, so the overall number went up.

But that's far too nuanced.

Sitting atop the big throbby thing at the back?

If they keep biting the rudders off rich twats' yachts then fine by me.

TK Maxx / Homesense often have them too

Are the screws related?

Beth Upton has not had her say. Sandie Peggie has had countless coverage At no point did we hear from Beth Upton in the media, at no point was her story told, at no point have we heard about the effect this has had on…

I have this in the Herald today (archive version in comments)

‘When context is missing, minds are easily swayed, and humanity often forgotten.’

www.heraldscotland.com/politics/vie...