Nick

There’s cleaning and tidying, and then there’s ’people coming over’ cleaning and tidying.

Randomly got forcefully logged out of the Bsky all, but got to see the cute new splash screen.

Time for another rewatch bébé!

What a colossal (not to be confused with colostrum) waste of everyone’s time. Has a single person ever got confused thinking it’s oat flavoured cow’s milk or something?

They’ll be coming for plant based chicken next because it’s not an actual meaty chicken.

What a colossal (not to be confused with colostrum) waste of everyone’s time. Has a single person ever got confused thinking it’s oat flavoured cow’s milk or something?

They’ll be coming for plant based chicken next because it’s not an actual meaty chicken.

Isn’t this just… you know what, I’m not even going there.

FINALLY! Somewhere I can keep all my unhinged thoughts until I decide on whether I should really post them or not. @bsky.app

The Conservative government got us in this weird position since 2016 where people think that the answer to things is to keep changing the Prime Minister. We can’t keep jumping around between PMs when there’s an inconvenience. It really does not fix anything. It makes things worse.

I sometimes think about the collective buzz across the world at 10 to the hour when we all get a notification to tell us it’s time to stand up.

I was by Costco in Trafford the other day and needed petrol so I thought ‘oh whilst I’m here’ only to realise you can’t use your digital Costco card and I’d left my physical at home 😭

So I had to suck it up and go to Asda.

I assume so looking at the prompt I’ve seen on Instagram. Like ‘generate it based on what you already know about me’. Scary.

If you knock on my door, cold calling trying to sell something, and I don’t answer, there’s a reason for it. Take the hint.

Don’t start looking through my living room window to try to get my attention. It’s fucking RUDE! Fuck off.

Turns out some of you tell chatGPT waaayyy too much about yourselves

Now… we know that ain’t true. On both counts 🥹

Blitzed my way through 4 Blake Crouch books in January (Dark Matter, and the Wayward Pines trilogy) and now I’m… lost!

Now what? What do I read now? #BookSky 📚

A never ending midnight suUuUuUuUuUuUuUunnnnn…

On repeat in my head at all times.

There’s this farm owner based in Tennessee who I follow on Instagram / TikTok and you know when you just get jealous that someone is living your ideal bestest life?

Don’t get me wrong, I very much like Jennifer Aniston, but you know when you see an actor play a role and you get this feeling that they’re slightly like that in real life?

The intensity of Alex Levy… I kinda get that vibe from Jennifer Aniston. #TheMorningShow

Only about 4 months behind… #TheMorningShow

Monday, right? 🤭

Going to sleep manifesting that Beyoncé kicks off the act iii era during the Grammys tonight 🐴

When she turns up in black leather outfit I will officially lose it!

Only Donald Trump, who is already a convicted felon, can be mentioned over 3,000 times in the Epstein Files with some very serious allegations against him, and still come out to say it absolves him.

He’s untouchable, isn’t he? There is no ‘what’s next’. He just continues to get off with things.

Oh Renaissance Pussy Portal, you’ll always be famous. #GRAMMYs

I think we knew this anyway but the shitrag that is TMZ is the lowest of the low.

This is where I find Bluesky really poor for news and things happening right now. I like to keep up with what’s going on but searching ‘Epstein Files’, for example, brings up ‘top posts’ from 1 day, 3 days, 8 hours ago when there’s been so much happening in the past few hours.

I have whiplash. Don Lemon and Georgia Fort arrests. The release of the Epstein Files. My god, I can’t keep up.

I love Schitt’s Creek anyway but Moira Rose is genuinely one of my favourite characters… ever! She’s so funny, witty, gloriously unbothered. There’s not a single scene that she was in that I didn’t love.

Queen. Legend. Icon. RIP.

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A Schitts Creek rewatch was on the cards anyway but now it is being brought up to the top of my priority list.

There’s certain words I will never pronounce properly again after being influenced by the queen that is Moira Rose.

Oh I’m sad 😢

Omg no not Catherine O’Hara! Oh this has genuinely saddened me 😭