Nick

Clocked the camera man didn’t I? 😂

I still can’t even believe this happened tbh.

Kinda gutted that this part of the holiday is over with. Long 6 hour drive back to Cape Town today for the last few days before home on Saturday 😭

Do you ever just experience SO MUCH in such a short space of time you’re like… did that even happen?

Ok well might as well pack up and come home because I’m never topping this 🐘

Also I’ve just been to a Wimpey’s, and I felt like I stepped back in time by about 40 years as soon as I stepped foot in the place. I didn’t know they still existed.

Really special… I’ve never been so close to so many animals. Such a stunning place.

I’m genuinely going to really miss this place. Had the most relaxing awe-inducing 3 days, and it was worth every penny.

I didn’t think it could get any better… and then it did??? Being able to get out of the car and be around the giraffes was… mind blowing 🦒

😍🐘

I don’t know why I’m always surprised at this time of year at how few people tend to use Apple Music…

😍🐧 #CapeTown

So I’ve only been in South Africa for 2 days, but I’ve very quickly learned that nobody understands a word I’m saying.

So how would this work if they won an election? Surely there has to be a single leader at some point. Who would be PM?*

*Hypothetically speaking of course because this would never happen in a million years.

Good morning from Cape Town

Manchester -> Munich… success.

Now just an abysmal 5 hour wait in Munich Airport until the next flight. ✈️

Manchester -> Munich… success.

Ow just an abysmal 5 hour wait in Munich Airport until the next flight. ✈️

Not sure I’m well prepared for 24 hours of travelling to be quite honest huns.

Oh guess who is flying on an A320 to Munich (or meant to be) tomorrow morning.

Hehehehehehehehehehehe MEEE! Thoughts and prayers my flight isn’t cancelled or delayed.

Went to get a passport photo done this morning and can someone tell me why these machines always do you dirty?

Also £10 for 4 passport sized photos!! Shocking.

What do you mean it’s my last day in work for just over 2 weeks???

Let it be 5pm already!

At this point I’ll add any and all variations to not stumble across any spoilers 🙈

I don’t want to see or hear a SINGLE thing until Saturday thank you very much

*SCREAM*

My inbox at the moment. FLOODED.

Tbh I think reporting on topics like the Budget shouldn’t be shoved behind a paywall… it should be available for everyone to consume. Just makes me want to find my information elsewhere…

Makes me wonder what he’s like off Instagram… too much ‘alpha male’ energy. It has done a number on him.

The ‘alpha male’ role he plays into has really rotted his brain

There’s this personal trainer I follow on Instagram and he’s been getting increasingly more toxic with his reels, to the point where I’ve had to unfollow him. He’s a Karen with abs… and if you don’t have abs you’re a weak lazy cunt who will achieve nothing in life🤮

Unfollowed. Get in the bin 🚮

I forgot what the house looks like empty and painted back to white walls.

I’m going to miss this silly little house 😢

I’ve been meaning to watch this! I think I saw the first episode or so at some point and never went back to it.

Me in a weeeeeekkkk!