Nick

I was going to ask how far that mirror tilts. BUT I’ll keep it clean on this Tuesday morning 🤭😂

Oof 😍 yes, definitely a thing.

Oh I’m having to do the same today. Let’s go mark my attendance to meet a target and then come home.

What a fucking week it has been. And it’s only Monday 😢

Shit post on Twitter all day. Be a disaster in politics. Run the same company into the ground…

But here’s $29bn, pwease stay as CEO.

WTF? These people don’t live on the same planet as us. Imagine behaving like this in your job? You’d be shown the door not offered more money.

This feels like they saw the M&S Strawberry sandwich and got their new product department to work *overtime*.

You know when you have an unhinged thought that you were going to post and then you’re like… ok maybe I shouldn’t post that.

I’ll push it down and keep it to myself 😂💀

Finally saw Fantastic Four last night, and I can confirm it was… fantastic. Loved it. Really enjoyed the last couple of Marvel films. Maybe I’m getting drawn in again.

Watching the Trainwreck episode on Area 51, and aside from Area 51 being in America… the whole thing just screams ‘dumb as fuck Americans’.

Also, funny that I listened to 69 minutes of Beyoncé’s horniest album.

I didn’t listen to anywhere near as much music this month, but Beyoncé will never not be my number 1!

Off to look at a house today and I am STRESSED.

Oh you’d get too much attention. You wouldn’t be able to keep up with your notifications

Morning J! Hope things get better 🥹

1 year ago today since I had the most dreamy weekend in Munich seeing Adele on both the Friday and Saturday night 💛

It almost feels like it never happened… #Adele #AdeleInMunich

Now, which one of you is this?

Maybe it was the intention 🤭🤭😂

🤞🏼 got ‘em crossed. good luck!

At least we still have Fat Cawk Friday. That will save any Friday from complete disappointment. #FCF

Well New Music Friday is disappointing. Demi’s comeback is a bit meh… she definitely chose the best part for the teasers on socials.

Chappell has another boring release. The Subway and The Giver aren’t a patch on the Midwest Princess era. #NewMusicFriday #NMF

And just like that I am WEAK 🥵

There so much to think about 😵‍💫 all the fees you have to pay on top of the deposit, moving costs, paying first months mortgage, having to pay another month of rent so there’s a crossover. My god. Stressful.

I’m looking at buying my first house and I need someone to hold my hand and gently walk me through it 😂 it’s so confusing.

Former Vice President Kamala Harris announced that she will not run for California governor in 2026. cnn.it/4lVsTeA

And what if I said I’ve never see The Devil Wears Prada?

So I don’t really get all the pictures I keep seeing.

GOAT GOAT GOAT GOAT

Morning PJ 😍

Oh bby 🥹😍

Ok so not really a fan that places already have autumn things out. Let me enjoy summer whilst it is still here 🥺

BUT I will say that Next have some really nice home things in and their pumpkin spice reed diffuser smells stunning.

Wait… I just saw that Twitter makes you pay for a Premium subscription if you want to verify your age if you’re living in the UK 💀