Katemonster

tick or treat? ok commie. how about trick or get a job

The only way anyone should be allowed to climb Everest is if they are not allowed to ever tell someone they've climbed it. It isn't about personal challenge, it's about bragging rights, and they need to leave the Sherpas alone

bawling my eyes out

The "hard & soft words" ad would have me in a chokehold were I single. Queer want ads are poetry, history, and beautiful revolution.

And Kegsbreath had the nerve to deride our military leaders about fitness standards.

There has always been a small, noisy minority of gay people whose belief in gay rights boils down to "I shouldn't have to give up any of my prejudices because of who I am." And straight people in media have always fallen all over themselves to hire them.

Personally, I'm looking forward to it

a woman in a blue dress is playing tennis in front of a sign that says porplast ALT: a woman in a blue dress is playing tennis in front of a sign that says porplast

RTS when that comes from the window

How long before there's a 100% tariff on any website that doesn't end in .com?

This is the stupidest fucking dictatorship.

“So what if he disagreed with you, he didn’t deserve to die”

But he thought I did.

This isn’t disagreement. It’s someone who was not only opposed to my existence but was called a good and faithful servant by the church for doing it.

I don’t have to mourn that. And asking me to is violence too.

Hollow Point USA

a state representative was shot in her home by a fake cop but y'all are gonna clutch pearls about wannabe goebbels getting shot at a propaganda event. okay. alright. i see you.

"She doesn't own the fandom, we made it our own--"

Fuck EVERY last one of you.

I greatly dislike how accurate the targeted pharmaceutical ads are getting. Like I might need to actually ask my doctor if once a day Jardiance is right for me.

saw another skeet full of replies from white liberals saying we should leave people in red states to die

millions of Black, brown, and poor people live in red states and either don’t want to leave or can’t leave.

disrespectfully, fuck all of you who leave people to drown. gross.

Trump is offering all federal workers a buyout with seven months’ pay to shrink the government—but that’s not the whole story. Reports reveal some employees are being pressured to resign or face termination under the guise of organizational restructuring. In short: take the buyout or be fired.

You misunderstand, it's a Roman Offramp.

You misunderstand it's a Roman Offramp

The vice-president a week ago.

“Obviously.”

Because Europeans are still able to access your content and comment / message you.

If I don’t shitpost, I’ll cry.

blossom with the background of trees and branches blurred out

#SilentSunday

I feel like I’ve just been gutted and disconnected from the rest of the world. And right before Nero started lighting the fire. It feels like such a gut punch.

Hank I have a science question I can’t find an easy answer to: why aren’t photons considered to be Majorana if they are conjugate? It’s gnawing at me.

I know I’m not on the particle physics side of this app but why aren’t photons considered to be Majorana when they are conjugate?

Another great dinner in the books 1/2

Pictured: a rocks glass filled with a Manhattan cocktail

Practicing some cocktails ahead of Katesgiving. First up is a smoked maple Manhattan:

2.5oz whiskey
1/2 oz smoked maple syrup
3/4 sweet vermouth
A splash of orange bitters
Served in a chilled glass filled with cinnamon smoke

Notes of campfire and spiced apple pie. Cheers 🍻