Steven Jones

What the world needs now isn't love, it's a remake of Sega Soccer Slam.

Hey #Drake, in case you need to talk to someone.

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Me breathing out of one nostril:

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The Nic Cage GhostRider movie was fucking rad as hell and I'm tired of acting like it wasn't.

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Me after changing the batteries in a thermostat.

My supervisor while doing a walk through in my class: Do you want a bathroom break while I'm in here?

Me: Nah, I'm good.

Me 10 minutes after they leave: Man i really need to use the bathroom.

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Luigi Time!!

And now we have to replace our hot water heater.

I miss the attitude era #MondayNightRAW

I've got walking pneumonia and we had to put down our second dog in less than a year today. 2025 better get it's shit together or I'm burning it all to the fucking ground.

Pretty solid opening match #WWERAW

Creature Commandos continues to get better every week.

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So are they all named Toad, or are they all individuals named the same thing, is Toad a sir name? Or is it just the one with the white and red hat? OR are they all named Toad because like a fungal network they are a hive mind? ARE TOADS JUST MARIO GETH?

Stay tuned for more ramblings of a mad man.

FINALLY!

The lack of media literacy in this country shouldn't surprise me anymore, but it still does.

Capitalism is hell.

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It's been the longest 2 hours of my life.

Honestly this is my response to most things in life.

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”

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Not the whole load...

Monospace Times new roman... I think I did it wrong

In regard to the totally warranted hype around Superman and Krypto in the new trailer, i will say this, if we dont get Ace in whatever version of Batman @jamesgunn.bsky.social brings into our world, im coming for his fucking neck. Consider this fair warning Mr. Gunn.

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I had a shit day yesterday, and today has gone very well. It has me very on edge.

Icing on the cake, the speakers in my headset are going out.

I didn't come here to be called out by a potato.

There has not been a single moment today since I woke up at 8am that I have not been in a bad mood