Jordan Michelle

I thought the fake looking blue eyes were to parallel the eyes that Jenny Pen DIDN'T have. They look like bright blue baby doll eyes, and I found the effect pretty unsettling!

March (April?) Madness pizza night 🐊 half romesco half pesto 🤌 all delicious. Go Gators!

The Rule of Jenny Pen is one of the best horror films I've seen in a long time. Deeply uncomfortable watch. I loved it lmao. Geoffrey Rush and John Lithgow was such A+ casting. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I'm getting PRETTY GOOD at making my own pan pizza 😎🤌🍕

Dough: Publix fresh dough from the bakery dpt
Sauce: ricotta mixed with Rao's pizza arrabbiata
Cheese: fresh mozzarella and shaved parmesan
Toppings: kalamata olives, sautéed mushrooms and onions

I really do pride myself in being able to turn any leftover into bomb-ass fried rice 😂 veg: cabbage, broccoli, beech mushrooms and green onions. Meat: leftover roasted cuban pork and a teriyaki chicken thigh. Rice: yellow rice and beans. Seasoning: lime ponzu sauce and mojo. 🤌🤌🤌

How have I lived to be 35 years of age, and never tried Bánh Cuốn before? Have i really just walked right past it at the local asian market my whole life? Apparently so. But now it's my favorite thing.

Every morning when I wake up, before doing ny hair, I look like the Kewpie Mayo Baby

I'm feeling better YvY getting kitty snuggles

I feel so fucking terrible today. Between the nausea from this goddamn medication, the lack of sleep, the shitty weather, and the new details I've learned about the night my dad died, I really, really don't want to "be" rn. This isn't a threat, don't be alarmed. I'm just so fucking tired.

The Queen The national bestselling author of #HorrorBookTok sensa…

I've been desperately searching for a new horror book that actually grips me right away. So far The Queen holds NO punches 🐝 www.goodreads.com/book/show/19...

i've made a sampling of small shops you can support for all your nature nerd gifts this year!

thread below! ⬇️ ❄️🧣⛄️🏔️

A turtle and a tortie walk into a bar.

Just a baby 🥹

Here have a picture of Nilla Bean so u know it's me.