Crotchety Jack

You know what would settle this? A duel

I love and hate that Anthony Edwards got me into basketball

A black and white cat with bright yellow eyes staring off into the distance, looking slightly sad or thoughtful.

The vet said 〝He's not overweight at all, but he has a round and big head.‘’

No, this is not “the worst timeline.” You don’t want to know how bad they have it in the Centipede Dimension

stylized portrait of Gandalf with bountiful bosom, but he's from Finnish version of lotr

Gandalf big naturals, but Hobitit (1993)
[made in 2022]

[ #art | #lotr ]

wisconsin loves to elect donald trump and immediately be like “wait a minute…we hate that guy!”

Also everyone that's saying "Xbox said it was coming out in 2023, don't get your hopes up"

Do you like to be the sinkhole of joy? Do you see a group of people laughing and smiling and think, "those stupid bastards, how can they be happy? They must not know the many reasons to be sad"

Fuck you

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FINALLY, AFTER ALL THIS TIME

I've spent 2 days and several amazon packages setting up this game boy emulator thing and I've made the unfortunate realization that I take much more pleasure in setting something up than actually using the thing

If adobe has zero haters it means im fucking dead

With all the talks of tariffs and the prices of consumer goods on the verge of skyrocketing, I still stand by the theory that people will continue to not give a shit until the price of call of duty/madden/2k/pokemon cracks $100

This movie is going to be 6 hours long with unintelligible dialogue and I will be seated until the credits roll

Didn’t get any emails from the rest of my team that they’re working from home, so I spent almost an hour getting to the office only for it to be me and my boss. On one hand, I don’t get to work at home and spend quality time with my wife and pets, but on the other hand, my boss thinks I’m a good boy

I'm part of a small IT team, about 4 of us, and I just found out that all 3 of them like Joe Rogan and listen to his podcast. It's joever for me folks

I would die for chikorita

THE HATERS SAID YOU COULDNT DO IT CHIKORITA. THEY SAID YOU WERE THE WORST STARTER. PROVE THEM WRONG

Like I’m talking completely over take your senses, a highjacking of my nasal capacity. I’d like to imagine Farmer Dale just didn’t know when to stop spraying the can

Working in a public government building means the majority of the public I see is pushing retirement age. So it’s especially jarring when I walk through the main doors and get absolutely punched in the face by the aroma of axe body spray