@malchikhey.bsky.social
A homosexual gay. Almost certainly being sarcastic.
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24.02.2026 22:04 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I need a new husband
24.02.2026 21:46 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0No regulation for landlords but a requiring a licence to fuck to quite the policy platform Reform is building
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"John Prescott would be loving this"
23.02.2026 17:26 โ ๐ 656 ๐ 163 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 4I love the internet ๐โโ๏ธ
22.02.2026 17:19 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0do cocaine like an adult
22.02.2026 16:37 โ ๐ 1278 ๐ 190 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 2Well, that confirms it. I am now officially in my "must go on some sort of silly little walk most days or my mental health falls through the floor" era
22.02.2026 15:49 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bored!
22.02.2026 13:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0"Head of the Catholic Church actually appears to believe in the Gospel" latest
21.02.2026 22:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Watching Pillion is weird, not least because I know Bromley town centre/The Glades very well and seeing Alexander Skarsgรฅrd hanging around the Sports Direct is bizarre
21.02.2026 21:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Woke up in a cold sweat because what if we never get a Hudson Williams x Ziwe interview??
21.02.2026 11:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I suppose he wonโt lose all his titles then
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20.02.2026 22:59 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโve found it, Iโve found the worst take
20.02.2026 22:11 โ ๐ 2358 ๐ 401 ๐ฌ 67 ๐ 52Every reactionary ceases emotional development at age 12. They view their role in the world as getting all the stuff they want without getting caught or punished by the adults in charge. Even when they're in charge!
20.02.2026 21:56 โ ๐ 308 ๐ 47 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1Thank you for your attention to this matter
20.02.2026 20:45 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Catching up on yesterday's Apprentice and literally me every time they reference the rapper/TV chef/water entrepreneur I have never heard of
20.02.2026 20:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You know she's been busy when she has an entire 'sanctions' section on her Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ani_Lorak
I thought it would be safe to return to one of my Russian language euro pop fave tracks from years ago because the singer is Ukrainian. NOPE! Turns out she defected to Russia when the war started ๐ซ
20.02.2026 19:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
itโs so cool everything is either a scam or designed to take away human rights or both now
20.02.2026 04:52 โ ๐ 11628 ๐ 1818 ๐ฌ 687 ๐ 661what universe am I living in
19.02.2026 22:36 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0look at this shit lmfao look at their faces
18.02.2026 06:51 โ ๐ 1144 ๐ 241 ๐ฌ 75 ๐ 97You may well be laughing but Nicholas Witchell is beside himself right now
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Nobody:
Andy being released under investigation:
17.02.2026 18:39 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
But the radical right will utlimately only fail when the centre right defeats it...
14.02.2026 20:46 โ ๐ 78 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 1The problem with day drinks is you get home mid-evening but it is too early to go to bed ๐
14.02.2026 20:25 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
"They hate to see two woke bitches winning."
New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped
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