Fang Boner

The craziest thing about this Cracker Barrel story is that Donald Trump was best friends with Jeffrey Epstein for decades and publicly admitted to trafficking young women to him out of Maralago.

Turnstile is this generation's Incubus. And I'm ok with that.

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

Ok that made me laugh

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

Boy, these last eight days feel like a good reminder why democracies generally avoid letting people who attempt a coup come back to power….

Remember when like 10 yrs ago everyone flipped their shit about about the invasion of privacy of having a U2 album forced into their itunes library? Just checking in. Lot of those same folks seem to be awfully quiet about suddenly being forced to follow actual Nazis on their socials now.

Put bees in my urethra.

"Keep your eye on the Donut and not on the hole". RIP to the king of making it cool to be weird.

Murder is bad.

Which is why we want governments and corporations to stop committing so much.

Knocked Loose is this new generation's Slipknot. And I'm very at peace with that.