Josh Channings

I didn’t pay a Russian lady to curl one out on my chest. You can’t prove any of that.

Did you have to pay for the care?

Do one of those 2008-era demos of local IPC across 2 browser windows, but embedded in a ppt

How much did it cost?
How difficult was the process?
What’s your system for tracking usage?

“This letter”

He thinks that’s a letter.

Yeah, probably true, at least for the bottom part.

That’s just a ‘stop people killing themselves’ shield. The main chassis is doing all the EMI work.

I can’t do it any more, but there was a time* I could get both feet pointing backwards by about 10°.

*when re-attaching my right leg the doctors had me guess the final angle.

Agree, but there are still a couple of frustrating gaps in Excel’s featureset.

Sort of. Yvette Cooper (then Home Secretary, the responsible minister) said “trust me bro, I’ve seen intelligence reports which say they are definitely planning actual terrorism”. The designation is being challenged in the courts, because the RAF incident doesn’t meet the bar.

21%? I had no idea so many Native Americans survived.

3rd Greek dude on the left holding an optimistically long measuring tape

Sure you can! Each company is assigned a time slot, they hold back their growth until the slot is open, and just before it closes they get to write that they are the fastest. It’s Time Division Multiplexing.

Book a call with our team to find out more. We are the fastest growing TDMaaS provider!

I’ve been to a few restaurants in many countries, but I have *never* seen anywhere advertise as a “British Restaurant”

Are they dogging?

I lost track a while ago and now I’m just guessing. I can’t be bothered with date maths. Sometimes somebody corrects my guess and I just take their word for it. I bet they’re guessing too.

Access to a PhD-level expert*

*who is currently having a stroke

Volume.

We know by axiom that the angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat. Compressing a given amount of matter into a smaller volume will increase its temperature.

-volume -> +heat -> -dangle

QED

I would like some high-waisted, full-legged trousers which don’t show off my buttocks please. I have bad buttocks.

I feel so old, I don’t know who any of these bands are.

2 baskets at the greengrocer Dirty carrots £3.35/kg Washed carrots £1.80/kg

The price of dirt these days is insane.

Despair

Ex-Arsenal footballer Thomas Partey charged with rape The ex-Arsenal player is charged with five counts of rape relating to two women, and one count of sexual assault over a third woman.

Nice of them to wait THREE FUCKING YEARS until its a convenient time for the alleged rapist. Benjamin Mendy didn’t get that courtesy, did he? www.bbc.com/news/article...

What happened to the American legislative tradition of hackneying the initialism into some godawful pun? Nobody’s gonna campaign for this unless it’s called the GESTOPPO act.

Those of us who can still use our brains are doing OK

Paris. The Philadelphia of Europe.

yeah, that's much better – if you don't need the `objects` node for parsing reasons.

Aesthetically: option B. The downside is, there's no initial trigger for autocomplete, which is how I usually consume documentation.

Serial Entrepreneur: guy who buys domain names.
Parallel Entrepreneur: same guy, but doesn't let the old ones expire.