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Companies raised prices to offset tariff costs. If the tariffs have to go away now, does anyone think the prices will come back down?

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

Post from twitter on our @clarkesworld account from 11:48AM on Feb 20, 2023. "Submissions are currently closed. It shouldn't be hard to guess why."

Today is the 3rd slopiversary of us having to temporarily close submissions. The problem of "AI"-generated submissions hasn't gone away and is still a huge waste of our time. House policy remains the same: #noAI stories, translation, art, or anything else.

I'd like to take a moment to thank my core audience of emotionally-volatile transsexuals with esoteric paraphilias.

there are a bunch of examples in the epstein files of the word "don't" being redacted.

presumably because they were auto-redacted any instances of the phrase "don t".

Maybe Something Beautiful Will Happen Today

top of the ride, be sure to put your hands up and scream on the way down!

PLEASE VOTE AGAINST AI ON BLACKSKY

[TRYING TO MAKE GENDERED STEREOTYPES BUT ALL THE WOMEN I KNOW ARE GAMES JOURNALISTS OR DEVELOPERS] all women prefer mass effect 1 to mass effect 2

yes, the wheels of justice are slow. agonizingly, excruciatingly slow. and oftentimes they miss or go off the tracks entirely. in fact most of the time. but occasionally, very infrequently, that big wheel of justice delivers theoretical remuneration for a handful of vested business interests

Japan releases cookies shaped like sukuna's fingers from jujutsu kaisen. The picture show a cookie that look like dick, let's be real.

A finger, sure sure.

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM. BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

The Supreme Court:

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i wouldn't rule it out, but the educational tone sort of makes sense because it's framed a bit like "we know you think duplos are stupid and your kid's too young for legos, but you're a new parent so trust us, start 'em now and you'll have 'em on the real stuff by age four."

this podcast has these bizarre three-minute adds for "lego bricks" where they explain, in careful detail, what legos are, how your kids are supposed to play with them, and the possible benefits of giving a child creative toys.

wow, that's anime's own steve blum

"so basically it's frostpunk except that it's star trek: voyager and you get to kill tuvix as many times as you want."

I love that there's basically flat 50/50 odds that Toby is shitposting, or that he's somehow had some major role in the production of Toy Story 5 after shitposting about it for ages.

Chopper, the buff colored rat standing on my hand. His brothers Alan and Sticks are behind him peeking out from a beer box

My munchies💕

the difference between a breton and a redguard is meaningful, mechanically and narrative, in the exact same way as between an elf and an orc.

there's something interesting there.

there are no humans in elder scrolls. do they use the word human? maybe they do.

but mechanically it is a story without humanity.

two sliders on a character creator are labeled "hip size" and "posterior dimensions". both are set to max.

it's so beautiful when we get to see ourselves represented in media

lately i've had a tendancy towards making my avatars in games grey-skinned rather than green. drow, and such.

how out of character, i murmer to myself. a grey hulk? me?

make pot roast not war

An interesting consequence of the Green Pact forcing Bosmer to completely consume/ use whatever they kill is that it's been a huge contributor for preventing wars and unnecessary bloodshed/ murder because let's say there's a battle and 100 people die, every single one lf those bodies need to be consumed by those who killed them and their immediate families it makes it a basically impossible task. Let's say a Bosmer manning a catapult kills 10 people with one projectile; that soldier is responsible for consuming 10 people in 3 days. It's not going to feasibly happen. This forces the Bosmer to find alternative solutions to violence, including a thieving culture and trading members with different tribes.

wow when you think about it that makes it kind of beautiful

It's funny, if *you* walked into court holding a camera up to your face and trying to film stuff, you would be immediately held in contempt.

Zuckerberg is just given a warning, as if he made a lil oopsie poopsie. How could he know his pervert glasses were not allowed, he's just a smol bean?

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

yes, we’re going to need trials and accountability, but we’re also going to need to take our stolen money back from this crime lord family.

i think i meant tim pool but tracey's greasy dome is triggering in its own way.