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“APRON SIZE DIFFERENCE?!” I yell incomprehensibly, and then immediately slap my own self in the face.

Kim Taehyung terrorizing ARMY with random 2-7 minute lives on 2 different platforms for 7 hours straight is possibly the most hysterically funny thing that has ever happened

“Why don’t you play games that kids aren’t into” BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE FUN? I don’t wanna think too deeply about lore and stuff? I wanna smash buttons and play a mime named Blot who poops decoys and do sick jukes and holler at the evil(?) elevator flower???

An unfortunate side effect of being really into a game that a bunch of kids are also really into is that occasionally I am forced against my will to interact with a kid

I get to see them all together in real time for the first time (that’s not a crazy sad enlistment video)! Soon!

idk maybe i’m sensitive bc I just woke up but seeing the other 6 bts members goofing around and having fun at hobi’s concert hit me in a way different than the actual discharges and like it has me weeping into my hands THEY’RE BACK THEY’RE SO BACK

Reminded that they do still make me cwaaaaaazy sometimes

Missed the rolling chair trying to sit down banged my elbow on the table shattered my screen protector and threw out my back all in about 2.7 seconds but it was worth it I’d do it again

At around noon I almost got into an argument with someone (who was definitely a lot younger than me 😭) but just left the round instead so tell me why it has still derailed the vibes for the entire day? I should have just stayed for the argument atp

I got cherry slush Alani instead of cherry twist thinking they might be similar but noooooo like idk if I can drink this 😭🤢

Happy Birthday! Have fun!!! 🥳🎂

I read this and Old Yeller and Island of the Blue Dolphins in the same year it was a bad year for me and dogs

I’m too scared to look at the comments on their videos now

Update on Darshen and Dr. Samuel: apparently(??question mark??) they are not together romantically, they’re besties from the beginning of time and Dr. Samuel has a wife!

His name is sprout seedly and i love him (did the creator have to name him that tho)

But also he’s literally a strawberry man and the person playing him was being stupid and inappropriate

you know that comedy thing where someone chokes and spits out their drink? Well,,,,, lol

I was just in a run where a strawberry man sexually harassed a balloon animal man so that’s how my day is going i guess

I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS SO MUCH LMAO idk if I have any that are exactly them although pretty much any gun ship gets real close. earthmix??? jikook??? Idk!

I love them 😩

Yes, please do not do that, at first your thirties feels just like your twenties and then BAM: oh i slept on my shoulder wrong? Guess I need PHYSICAL THERAPY NOW????

She also does not understand that there is a difference between canon lore and headcanon/fanon which was very upsetting to me personally because I do like playing this game a lot in a non-transformative fandom way and am quite invested in it’s shitty lore lmao

so this gen alpha approach is alien and borderline anathema to me, but they’re just out here roleplaying in broad daylight. It’s suspicious and also kind of delightful? Like they dgaf at all.

Guys did you know kids are super into shipping these days? Like super duper. And publicly. I had a whole slightly uncomfortable conversation with my nine year old niece about her ships in this game we play and it was fascinating. I’m from old school “fandom rules are fight club rules” —->

Oh yayyyyy! Hope everything goes quickly and painlessly!

I believe this was the first one that blew up. The comments make me cringe but it’s clearly just a joke that went viral and they’re quite tongue in cheek about it since then. I did cackle, Darshen is hilarious.

They’re so cute 😭 It’s possibly an echo chamber of my own making because I do keep liking Darshen’s videos but he’s just so sweet and funny and kind of sardonic!

People who don’t have tiktok do you know about Darshen and Samuel or is this an extremely niche thing that only seems to have taken over the internet (I will not hear any slander because they are adorable and i love them it was just out of NOWHERE)

LMFAO

I’ve been staring at it for 10 minutes, her name is Plug and she’s very self conscious because one arm is bigger than the other

A pile of junk next to my neighbors house that definitely looks like a character from that nickelodeon cartoon from the 90’s “ahhh! Real Monsters”

does this pile of junk beside my neighbor’s house not look like a character from that 90s nickelodeon cartoon “Ahhh! Real Monsters”????