Scene from the Good Place in which Jason Mendoza wants a "mythical" penguin, subtitled into a shitpost. Jason: We can get mythical partners? Maybe I'll get a Big Light neurodivergent. Eleanor: Big Light Neurodivergents are real. Jason: That's the spirit Eleanor. They're real to me too.

Please enjoy one of my OC memes from shirtposting.

Something to remember

A mug which reads: I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Went back, Got distracted, And have no idea, Whats going on Is this my cup? I have to pee.

Appropriatest coffee mug

Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news

ang tanging christmas gift na gusto ko ay maging kasing ganda at sexy ni jessy mendiola... is that too much to ask

A tweet from Max Kennerly which reads: A notable aspect of private health insurance is the absence of any reason for it to exist. It does not contain costs, expand coverage, or expedite care-it makes those all worse. Its sole function is to profit as a rent-seeking middleman between patients and providers.

Murder Is an Awesome Answer for Health-Care Anger Online endorsement of the killing of a slain insurance CEO is evidence of how fucking cool it was. By Nicholas Dorko

hell yeah

IKEA INTERVIEWER: Welcome. Make a seat.

ME: Lol, you mean take a seat?

INTERVIEWER: *throwing a screwdriver at my head* MAKE A SEAT

Daily reminder that the Aztecs had running water, hydroponics, functional sewage systems, and man-made lakes while the Spanish & the rest of Europe were shitting in the streets...

I was considered a child prodigy bc in third grade I already had high school level depression

OH MY GOD finally an excuse

Make art that you think is fuckin sick as hell. Make the shit you never thought you could that you always wanted to see. Beat your insecurity to death and fight to become your own favorite artist.

Photo of my hand holding a vibrant dark orange plastic cat covered in folk art inspired floral designs. It has sleepy bright yellow eyes.

Look at this wild 1960s tape dispenser a friend sent me! I did not adjust the color saturation, it’s really this violently orange.

Your purpose on earth is not to argue with people who intentionally want to misunderstand you

DO YOU ALL LOSE YOUR APPETITE WHENEVER YOU ARE ANXIOUS OR SAD OR IS IT JUST ME ?!?!?

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

smart people focus on learning, not winning arguments.

If we all liked the very same things, life would be boring af.

i loved it. i found sheldon very relatable and the humor lighthearted. it's one of my comfort shows. in fact this show and sheldon's character helped me get an autism diagnosis many years later. i can see why people see it as "dumb humor" but for me humor doesn't have to be smart to be funny.

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.