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My hot take I think Nathan Fielder is actually almost always being genuine with other people. He’s shown us time and again that he’s an observant and sometimes blunt person who overthinks social interactions so what would the bit even be

hey again divas. now that severance is over and white lotus is about to end I’m gonna try to wean over to here

“omg this episode of The Pitt was amazing he’s such a king he never takes any shit!!!” meanwhile the picture is this

beanie is much sexier. It’s the look. Feels tv without. Especially with a crop top in the snow. It justifies the rest of the skin. And also is a girl i would check out walking down the street because it washes the effort off the rest of the look

trying to browse the internet while behind on both traitors and severance

if you could go to the severed floor and play one song for the innies at Lumon, what song would you choose? I would show them Peggy by Ceechynaa 🙂‍↕️

also I’m convinced that Cold Harbor is essentially Mark just doing this #Severance

I said it last week and now I’ll definitely say it again, there’s no way that’s Helly. Her eyebrows are more relaxed and her voice is deeper but this moment is the dead giveaway that Helena used her clearance to steal her innie’s life. #Severance

a tesla tries and fails to cut us off & why does my fiancé go “you can’t read the dolls 💅🏽” lmfao what

watching It Ends With Us because the lawsuit gossip has been my escape so it’s time to have a look at the material

So I recycled my viral tweet on bluesky. Does that make me an "engagement farmer?"

No. I am lighting a beacon for my old friends to find me. And I desperately need your reskeets.

no your friends can’t come. i’m homiephobic

not even god could shut me up

lobbying for them to put protein in Diet Coke. this is a women’s issue

why does it feel so vulnerable to ask about the soup of the day

couples necklaces that say DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE

doing a native land acknowledgment before respectfully bouncing on it

me to my alien: so this is a bloomin’ onion from outback steakhouse

please……… my son……he needs a One Dance