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@onyxwasson.bsky.social

I'm a mutt now I'm a slut now I'ma put eleven inches in your butt now Just the way I move my hips'll make you nut now Cause I'm a mutt now And you're my slut now Look out for NSFW and shitposting ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ž

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Does anyone else feel weird about there being so much TMNT porn when the turtles are canonically... well, teens?

30.10.2025 06:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ganondorc

30.10.2025 06:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jay Jones' tweets, according to Miyares and Earle-Sears:

29.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best (set of) Kirby game(s) by far, at least out of the ones I've played thus far

I would have loved a full-scale version of The Great Cave Offensive

27.10.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a heart with a picture of a man and the words he smells like fish ew on it ALT: a heart with a picture of a man and the words he smells like fish ew on it

Oh yeah? Well your breath smells like tuna :<

27.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you can lovingly brush it, right? :D

...so you can lovingly brush it... right? :|

27.10.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
romansleftshoulderpad on tumblr: "Family isn't genes and DNA, Family is your discord server full of gay nerds that send each other memes"

romansleftshoulderpad on tumblr: "Family isn't genes and DNA, Family is your discord server full of gay nerds that send each other memes"

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Why is Sasuke upside-down

25.10.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love that some people are so emotionally attached to AI that they consider "clanker" a slur

22.10.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Alts for your lewd daki-humping pleasure

20.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Enjoying a nap in the cool early autumn breeze~

Been wanting a dakimakura of Onyx for the longest time

Artwork by the ever-lovely @nokemy.bsky.social

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Alts for your lewd daki-humping pleasure

20.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Enjoying a nap in the cool early autumn breeze~

Been wanting a dakimakura of Onyx for the longest time

Artwork by the ever-lovely @nokemy.bsky.social

20.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right in front of my salad!?

20.10.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His head looks so empty~

20.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either that, or she's relying on people to not research anything and just drink the Kool-Aid being served. She strikes me as a Kool-Aid connoisseur herself though, so it's entirely possible this is actually how she thinks normal people think.

19.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- My opinion: the entire thing was Earle-Sears fishing for a sound bite. The majority of her attack ads rely on fearmongering, and seem to cater more toward Republicans whose vote is already decided more than trying to sway undecideds.

19.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- It seems quite ridiculous to presume that Jay Jones is likely to go out and randomly shoot people's children, but if Earle-Sears is worried about that, should she be proposing stricter gun laws to reduce the chances of guns falling into the hands of dangerous people?

19.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- Participants were barred from interrupting each others' turns, so Spanberger remaining silent was her respecting the rules of the debate. It's possible Earle-Sears was unaware of the "no interrupting" rule thanks to her having to be reminded of its existence multiple times.

19.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So a few notes I have about the most recent Earle-Sears ad with the sound clip from the 10/9 VA gubernatorial debate:

19.10.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My favorite fur collar dino๏ผ๐Ÿฆ–

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Kuro, an athletic anthropomorphic red fox, is wearing a gi with a black belt and a green sports headband. He is rubbing the back of his neck while grinning. He is slightly sweating, as well as slightly scratched and scuffed. His gi is quite loose and falling off his shoulder, exposing his bare chest.

Kuro, an athletic anthropomorphic red fox, is wearing a gi with a black belt and a green sports headband. He is rubbing the back of his neck while grinning. He is slightly sweating, as well as slightly scratched and scuffed. His gi is quite loose and falling off his shoulder, exposing his bare chest.

~ Oh, hey! You're pretty good! ๐ŸฆŠ

Kuro's fighting style is a mixture of jiu jitsu and pro wrestling, so here the boi is wearin' a gi!

#OC #Furry #Art

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(โ€ผ๏ธ Special news! Halloween post will be uploaded soon, Oct 21st! My Bluesky-versary! ๐ŸŽƒ)

19.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 281    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What kind of monster can you get out of *your* America Online trial disk?

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Thank you Rinoa, turns out you were right, all I needed to do was smile more

15.10.2025 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ideally we'd be able to just not have politics on social media altogether IMO, but I think that could necessitate overly-strict policies that'd be harmful to everyone overall. Next best thing is just curating one's feed so that Algorithm-chan thinks "Oh, guess I can't make them engage like this"

15.10.2025 06:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've also noticed that Grubhub tends to take the route of placating customers (or at least me) after a problem occurs rather than doing anything to prevent problems from happening in the first place, which shows me that the customer is not their first priority

15.10.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have to wonder if there's a stronger vetting process when they hire drivers, or if they pay better wages, or if they have stricter policies regarding how their drivers act, or what.

15.10.2025 05:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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