James Deane

So, Canada. Measles eh?

In my head, New York City is most welcome to become the 11th province.

Brad Bradford is NOT a solution.

Toronto needs another progressive mayor. Ever since David Miller left, this city has been under constant pressure.

Rob Ford, John Tory and Olivia Chow, along with the meddling DoFo, have been disastrous to transit, traffic, and the overall mental and physical health of the residents.

Did they not even see Vladdy Jr. Wear a Poulin jersey before game 7!?

Play hockey like a woman!

These were my exact thoughts.

Getting on the bus, using my phone to tap, and as usual asks me to check my fingerprint again. So I do, and it doesn't scan and I have to try a 3rd time.

Woman behind me signs in frustration and says "C'mon!".

They then take 5 minutes to dig through their purse to pay in dimes.

A humorous image depicting two individuals dressed in matching grey outfits, styled to resemble characters from the movie "Austin Powers." The larger individual, standing behind, is holding a finger to their lips in a "shushing" gesture, while the smaller individual, strapped to the larger one's chest with a harness, has a displeased expression. The background is a plain dark teal color.

Great. Now I need to inject bleach into my eyes.

Me, all day: I need to do laundry when I get home!

Get home, take off coat, reach for laundry basket.....one of the kids starts loading their laundry...

...fuck.

You have savings?

Homes in shipping containers strapped to the bottom of a bridge first?

So...we gotta pay more for using the Nokia that still works 20yrs later?

Most days I'm embarrassed to be a man.

Like seriously - after 10,000 years of being bullies and assholes, couldn't we just let the women give it a shot instead of making things worse year over year?

Canada gotta get their shit together vis-a-vis China trade. I want a 50k CAD EV with a Drone in the roof.

Maybe we can assemble the cars here, stuff Magna can make. Sell some soy.

It's a super ultra friendly guy who complains about the cold when it's above 5⁰ C.

Oh, the neighborhood has a new character.

Fun.

Socks and slides? Who does that?

Any multi-millionaire or billionaire that tells you he's never done anything awful, or has never hurt anyone is LYING.

Yes, this includes the ones "you like".

Loblaws continues to place Mexican signage on American products.

The broccoli at my No Frill is clearly labeled on the package as Product of USA, but the aisle signage says Mexico.

We should be levying fines on any company doing this.

Dear void, I do not need anymore personal life events this year. There's enough going on in the world right now, go bug someone else.

It's another wealth transfer l, like the one during Covid.

JTF2 are the premier unit, however there are other JTF units, such as JTF Arctic.

I'm beginning to believe in this merged timelines thing more and more everyday.

The US wants to kick Canada out of 5Eyes.

The fuck.

We should be flooding the market with "Canada is not for Sale" merch so these assholes suing others get tsunami'd in litigation options.

Trademark my ass you jerks!

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The Ontario Liberal candidate for my riding was standing at the bottom of the steps of Mimico Station this morning with pamphlets.

The snow on the sidewalk is packed and treacherous, the stairs are not great, there are people trying to catch trains, and they have pamphlets.

Fuck off.

MosMos coffee has had a Canadiano on their menu since they opened. This is not that new.

So....in the 🇺🇸 they wanna investigate AOC because she was teaching constituents about their rights when faced with law enforcement and deportation? Did I get that right?

Between Go Transit and TTC, I have effectively waited 6 hours for transit in the last 24 hours.

It's snow. In Canada. FFS, this is another reason why Doug Ford needs to be fired. Can't even fix transit, and he wants to dig a tunnel under the 401?