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I know they do

I'm tired of hating these people so much. I don't want to be bombarded with justifiable reasons to hate anyone all day every day. I just want them to go away

Like I realize “they are taking away your healthcare” is the kind of cudgel that not even a generational idiot like Schumer can miss but

Who is this and what have they done with the senior Senator from New York

When all my followers don’t like every single one of my posts, I feel like it’s kind of “toxic” in a way because my ego is insatiable

The Washington Post is Fox News in print

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

Perhaps related, twink Shostakovich and his cat:

Shostakovich saw Jesus Christ Superstar and then bemoaned he never wrote anything like it

When the TX National Guard sends its people …

yes, there will be future elections. no, there's not gonna be a fascist takeover

these people are all incredibly juvenile and cruel (and it ought be non-negotiable that it needs to be dealt with by the next government), but they're also all dumber than pigshit

Never before in American history has one state's military force been deployed in another state over its objection.

I say never because the Civil War involved states whose governments legally ceased to exist, their offices vacated by constructive resignation, with no legitimate governors to object.

Did Mikey spend a weekend on Epstein Island or is he just so fanatically devoted to his golden calf he can’t bear to find out it’s actually brass

They genuinely only appear to be useful for the intertwined projects of realizing Sade and realizing Facsism

The clear solutionis to make alt text descriptions both vivid and entirely obscene.

"A cunty little twat of a kitten sits on a stool, it's bare asshole touching the surface w/its tail stuck out like an erection. It is orange-red, the color of a ginger minge. It is looking at you. Hungrily."

Piece of school notebook paper with "AI hurts kids!" written on it in sharpie, taped to a lamppost.

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, he’s the Dem DeSantiis

People keep dooming about how he's gonna clear the Dem primaries in 2028 but he's triangulating on issues that exactly 10 people care about, all of whom are in group chats with Matt Yglesias or Bari Weiss

i have met a number of pigs, including pigs i later went on to eat (we have small farmers in our family) and quite frankly, getting to know pigs has made me feel even less bad about eating them

they would 100% eat us if given the chance

Unfortunately the line of succession steers us into the House of Liechtenstein who would uh not be great (the current Prince pals around with Hans-Hermann Hoppe)

The real galaxy-brain move is sending for the current Jacobite heir

I think it’s a mistake to assume that she’ll actually run the place. She’ll be a roving political commissar/snitch, leave the actual work to others, and then when it fails claim she was betrayed by a woke staff and move on.

*monkey’s paw curls*

One political project I think we should persue is we need some way to force tech guys to read philosophy of mind at gunpoint so they stop thinking the computer is alive

Many people are saying that there are very many such cases in our country

Absolutely projection based on the very real link between the Iranian Revolutionary Guard and the Nicaraguan Contrarrevolucionarios

Very illuminating thread and a reminder that Bari Weiss is first and foremost a climber and influence peddler, not a journalist.

They are called writers

If someone drops out of your grad school cohort you have to talk about them like they died. If they drop out to go to law school you talk about them like they killed someone.

I miss pre-election bsky it was quiet and (mostly) lighthearted