Bacon Praline @baconpraline

Plop

03.11.2025 04:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ever had two songs stuck in your head then they just merg? I've now been listening to the quantum leap perfect strangers mash up all day

11.10.2025 07:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hobbled in bed with injury, decided to watch Misery. Those were some bitter laughs from me

10.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vote Howard for president

06.10.2025 07:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

01.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 10388 🔁 6173 💬 143 📌 709

All hai the queen of Halloween

02.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is this the same one who complimented yer legs?

24.09.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love that beanie

24.09.2025 00:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The dog days are over, the dog days are done

22.09.2025 22:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

21.09.2025 18:00 — 👍 3300 🔁 514 💬 34 📌 27

“Maybe I met him on some boys’ trip? I feel like I’ve seen his penis before. Have we ever gone swimming at the same time? You have a mole right here under your rib cage, right?” said Trump

18.09.2025 23:30 — 👍 3631 🔁 669 💬 53 📌 49

We don't advocate for violence, but there will be no tears shed for this brutal act of irony.

10.09.2025 21:42 — 👍 24 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

"I've been everywhere, man" 🎵🎶

10.09.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@thejewker.bsky.social Rocks > Black beard

10.09.2025 07:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I've been bamboozled!

10.09.2025 00:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@michellefranklin.bsky.social I had the first cool front of the season! The dog days are over

09.09.2025 23:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We accept the hell outta you, bud

07.09.2025 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cute patoot

06.09.2025 04:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AJ Lee has more abs than I have brain cells

06.09.2025 04:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

02.09.2025 00:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He was always great in his roles, my favorite was in Maverick

02.09.2025 00:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spaaace boooaat 🎶🎵

22.08.2025 06:54 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

Look at those perfectly aligned bangs

22.08.2025 01:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooof

21.08.2025 04:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn't know he was still at it

18.08.2025 21:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a mysterious glowing liquid. “In order to end the chronic disease epidemic in this country, it is imperative that every man, woman, and child take a large […]

RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid

16.08.2025 18:00 — 👍 6021 🔁 975 💬 259 📌 90

a man in a white suit and a woman in a blue skirt are singing into microphones on a stage ALT: a man in a white suit and a woman in a blue skirt are singing into microphones on a stage

15.08.2025 23:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is saying " go outside nerd " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " go outside nerd "

15.08.2025 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sleeping is dumb laugh/sob

08.08.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

03.08.2025 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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