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Mom, professional, trying to hold it together. Almost there. Living in a red state doesn’t help.

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Gianni Infantino is shaped like a suppository

06.12.2025 02:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@pkrugman.bsky.social

26.11.2025 11:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I bet you he tipped them off on her whereabouts

26.11.2025 04:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
United States Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy is seen wearing a blue suit, white shirt, and tan shoes. He's shaking hands with someone in a black outfit.

United States Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy is seen wearing a blue suit, white shirt, and tan shoes. He's shaking hands with someone in a black outfit.

A close up of his shoes show weird stitching on the side. They look like they're the first shoes ever made in history.

A close up of his shoes show weird stitching on the side. They look like they're the first shoes ever made in history.

can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport

26.11.2025 01:30 — 👍 19202    🔁 2175    💬 971    📌 294
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I’d rather be the party of Mark Kelly than the party of George Santos.

26.11.2025 00:10 — 👍 6657    🔁 964    💬 111    📌 24

I thought the idea was to confirm the identity, not earn money

22.11.2025 12:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bookmarking this thread

20.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good company he keeps

19.11.2025 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you really think the truth will be revealed now?

18.11.2025 22:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Either way we will never find the truth. Or at least until Democrats hold all 3 branches.

18.11.2025 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What are the chances that the files will be scrubbed of Trump mentions?

18.11.2025 21:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Ugh I bet the files will be scrubbed of mentioning Trump

18.11.2025 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Texas' redrawn Congressional map blocked by court in stunning blow to GOP The decision was a blow to Texas Republicans and President Donald Trump, who hoped the redistricting would help the party pick up seats in next year’s midterms.

www.statesman.com/news/politic...
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18.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had to tell the same thing to my kids about their grandfather, my dad 😂

09.11.2025 18:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I downloaded the sample, thanks for the recommendation

09.11.2025 13:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

All of it except 9. Man, I’m old 🤯

08.11.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Argentina President Javier Milei doing the “Trump dance” at Mar-a-Lago after getting an $40 billion bailout.

Meanwhile, Trump won’t renew subsides for American healthcare.

08.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 1820    🔁 822    💬 285    📌 282

It’s sad that one even has to consider that

04.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

25.09.2025 15:01 — 👍 5118    🔁 1154    💬 97    📌 157
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Bad Pedophile America’s Finest News Source is proud to resuscitate the dying medium of film with a double-feature presentation beginning with their latest investigative documentary. Featuring never-before-seen inte...

To find a theater near you, visit: theonion.com/badpedophile

26.09.2025 21:03 — 👍 302    🔁 21    💬 10    📌 2
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Opinion | Autism Has Always Existed. We Haven’t Always Called It Autism.

This is such a nuanced and big-hearted piece on the evolution of autism as a diagnosis, by an anthropologist of mental health who is also the dad of a now-grown daughter on the spectrum. Great reading (gift link) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/24/o...

24.09.2025 17:25 — 👍 408    🔁 174    💬 12    📌 21

Depression alone does not make someone unable to distinguish right from wrong

19.09.2025 22:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Canceling Jimmy Kimmel show is not about Charlie Kirk, just like going after universities was not about antisemitism and occupying DC was not about fighting crime.

18.09.2025 00:27 — 👍 6337    🔁 1634    💬 98    📌 49

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

10.09.2025 23:27 — 👍 27529    🔁 8031    💬 1123    📌 449

I find it obnoxious how RFK Jr points to rises in noncommunicable diseases like diabetes, cancer, and heart disease - which tend to be driven by social factors such as diet, stress, pollution, and longevity - to slander the CDC's demonstrable success in preventing communicable diseases.

04.09.2025 22:44 — 👍 1010    🔁 228    💬 38    📌 5

Something about the pot and the kettle

03.09.2025 23:31 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, a Senate hopeful, claimed 3 homes as his primary residence Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton and his wife, Angela, are longtime owners of a $1.5 million home in a Dallas suburb. In 2015, they snapped up a second house in Austin.

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apnews.com/article/paxt...

30.08.2025 22:01 — 👍 13827    🔁 5472    💬 1011    📌 451
Meme: RFK Jr, who doesn't
have a medical degree,
says he can diagnose
children just by just
looking at them

Meme: RFK Jr, who doesn't have a medical degree, says he can diagnose children just by just looking at them

Wild that doctors waste a decade on medical school instead of just guessing.

28.08.2025 23:31 — 👍 1708    🔁 546    💬 195    📌 53
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Went ahead and updated my map of cities with higher crime than D.C. to accommodate the two new states from the Deep South who are sending troops to the capital. In the five states there are 64 cities, home to 1.7 million people, that had more crime in 2024 than D.C.
www.pbump.net/o/more-peopl...

19.08.2025 01:23 — 👍 3565    🔁 1694    💬 102    📌 98

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