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@thejorp.bsky.social

Math, D&D, other nerd shit. ADHD/autism/probably some other fun stuff. Fart bender.

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Latest posts by thejorp.bsky.social on Bluesky

It took me several seconds to realize the problem, because I couldn't even tell that there were words in the email. 🤣

07.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Narcissists are great at making people like them.

07.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus fucking Christ, the shameless cruelty of it. Let this kid be a kid.

06.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay then, roll initiative

05.02.2026 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You are the coolest

05.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is why I just stay at home whenever that option is available. Masking is exhausting.

04.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's a good idea to double-check.

03.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I follow a disappointing number of people who still follow him, but I'm hoping most just don't realize it.

03.02.2026 05:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Personally, I wish Castro would quit sucking himself off about it and free the rest. Way too many photo ops in this story for my taste.

02.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fingers and toes crossed

02.02.2026 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The one about piña coladas?

01.02.2026 16:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The same thing I call it here. Fascism.

30.01.2026 21:45 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

A kind of pie? I do love pie.

30.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can tell my mental health is suffering, because I feel the urge to be an extremely pedantic asshole.

29.01.2026 20:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you think SCOTUS is separate from the three branches of government?

29.01.2026 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Imagine thinking you need to qualify "big drag queen energy" as a compliment.

29.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's important to make time for silly bullshit.

29.01.2026 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Underappreciated and objectively superior?

28.01.2026 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then fucking GET IT 💪

27.01.2026 19:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DO THE THING!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!

27.01.2026 18:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He wasn't rogue. This was always their endgame. Abolish and prosecute ICE. There is no other way to justice.

27.01.2026 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what happened to Anne Frank. She wasn't shot or gassed. She died of a fully preventable medical situation, because her captors didn't care to prevent it.

We are doing another Holocaust. It's already bad, and it's only going to escalate further.

27.01.2026 18:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two purple handweights by HXD-ERGO. One of them super looks like a dildo. The other one looks like a pierogi with a hole in it.

Two purple handweights by HXD-ERGO. One of them super looks like a dildo. The other one looks like a pierogi with a hole in it.

Not sure that's flared enough.

27.01.2026 12:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dammit, now I'm broken, too

26.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ostracization works.

26.01.2026 20:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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elmo is surrounded by flames and the words one of us are above him Alt: Elmo raises his arms among flames, declaring you to be ONE OF US
24.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Genuine question: Do you support what happened to Anne Frank?

24.01.2026 19:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. I don't know how I'm supposed to keep going about normal business.

24.01.2026 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

CW: Actual murder by your government. Again.

24.01.2026 19:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good to know.

24.01.2026 19:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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