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@thejorp.bsky.social

Math, D&D, other nerd shit. ADHD/autism/probably some other fun stuff. Fart bender.

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Did you try asking a woman?

08.12.2025 17:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you're a modern poet, then. Respect.

08.12.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I learned the phrase "loosey-deucey" to describe what I assume is a wet shit, and I appreciate you for that.

08.12.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sense8

06.12.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It just looks cool.

05.12.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are some snacks more preferable depending on the accompanying activity? For example, are almonds agreeable to both abolishing capitalism AND a friendly game of D&D?

05.12.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Today I learned. Thanks for the knowledge.

05.12.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was waiting for Dick to pop off a nasty slur or something.

04.12.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would they treat you any better if they did?

04.12.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I verb nouns. I verb nouns so adverb, it's adjective.

04.12.2025 03:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a shame. Such a cool haircut, gone too soon.

06.10.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cat is crawling up a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired Alt: a cat is falling down a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired

Mutual Aid Request
*big heavy sigh* Ok. Day 6. 2 days w/ nada. Standing at $120/$300 for help with non-EBT needs like transportation, medical stuff, cleaning supplies, hardware. For the most part I have just received racism and judgement. ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ธ V: Annaleigh-Watts CA: $annaleighmaria PP: AnaleeWatts

06.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 37    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Remember to Febreeze your human suit so no one clocks you.

06.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who wins in a fight between Yoda and the Hulk?

30.09.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought it was cake

29.09.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dear gods, man! Mr. Boston?

29.09.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dinner time is whenever the hell you want dinner. Time is a tool of capitalism; don't comply!

27.09.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe they have a reason to appreciate body positivity.

26.09.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might wanna check for context there, bud.

26.09.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't feel bad for learning.

26.09.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We live and learn. I'm also curious if any of the girls/women in your family have been considered for autism. It often looks different in girls, and a doctor who still diagnoses Aspergers probably still thinks only boys have autism.

26.09.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We don't say Aspergers anymore. Asperger was a Nazi who sent autistic children to die if they weren't useful. It's just autism.

26.09.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be cool if we stopped treating autism as something that needs a scapegoat. If I thought moms taking Tylenol and vaccines would make their kids autistic, I'd be encouraging them to pop every pill and get every shot to increase their odds of having an interesting child.

26.09.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
System Of A Down - B.Y.O.B. (Official HD Video)
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26.09.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Then they'll get the chemo and give Jesus the credit.

26.09.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're not NOT helpful. But I get much better results from a professional pair of hands.

25.09.2025 12:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think it's abuse if the devs knew we would all be doing it.

25.09.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jennika!

24.09.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes they just get the cause and effect reversed.

24.09.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a big parenting win ๐Ÿ‘

24.09.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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