Slurms MacKenzie

Incredible

A long haired tabby cat having a stroke, a hand pushing her ears back to reveal a very small head.

Look at how tiny her head is (idk why she enjoys me doing this, I guess it feels a bit like a good head massage)

🫡 I take Sex Bomb News very seriously

A fluffy long haired tabby cat sitting on a lap and looking up with big green eyes and a serious expression.

Attention:

Perfect!

Perfect

It must be a Brad Dourif character. Chucky next? Or the creepy scientist from Alien: Resurrection?

Omg he'd be perfect

Finally, an honest and decent face in politics 🫡

That is just Steve Reed in cosplay, you can't fool me

Grima Wormtongue from Lord of the Rings, an untrustworthy, greasy looking pale man in black with straggly black hair.

Who's your pick for Starmer's new Chief of Staff then

Imagine F1 bobsleigh

Put down the lathe!

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Any help with #mutualaid would be fantastic

A,still from The Simpsons. Skinner is delivering some anonymous news. He says "for privacys sake lets call him Wes S. No, that's too obvious, let's say W. Streeting".

When god closes a door he opens a window 🫡

😾

This might be the last chance I have to share this horrible image I made so gosh darn it I'm going to take it

I can hear the fabled Ian Hislop chortle from here over my marvellous play on words

I think you mean Lord-on McSweeney

Mor*gone* McSweeney more like 😎

Tom Jones in the video to Sex Bomb, singing on the screen of an old fashioned TV.

He's quit
He's quit
McSweeney's quit
The arsehole has gone
Because he was corrupt as shit

Ditto, I had a friend with one of those and it felt like something that should have existed in an old country mansion for some reason

Imagine fucking up on something as basic *and* vital as baby formula, everyone involved should be hanging upside down from lampposts

A lord of change from warhammer, a giant two headed bipedal bird demon.

Picking up a Lord of Change and painting it up like Chattermax

Yesssss

Full list of Aptamil and Cow & Gate baby formulas recalled over toxin poisoning fears The Food Standards Agency confirmed this week that dozens of children suffered symptoms of toxin poisoning

Just a heads up to any fellow parents, the formula recall has expanded to Aptamil and Cow and Gate now, as well as Nestle and Danone, please do check if you use formula at all on case you need to stop:

Maybe one marine for each Bluey character?

I'm also thinking some kind of brown and bronze armour pattern would really slap

I decided I was going to paint up some in Bluey's colour scheme, that should still be a winner haha

I checked my distributor platform the other day and I have 23p in it from two albums streaming lol, time to have the difficult convo with my partner about protecting my assets!