Slurms MacChristmas

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Tell me about your movie

A Muppetsummer Night's Dream

A brass signet ring with the words "Done is better than perfect" on it

I'm currently running a big sale to get my numbers up before Christmas, making this temporarily eligible for the under £25

peloriastudio.etsy.com/listing/1713...

I remember so little of it except the theme tune and that it had impeccable vibes

That's fish for you, absolute buffoons

I urge Europe's leaders to push Starmer down the stairs

Luke Akehurst looking miserable sitting at a laptop computer.

He's playing a German scientist in Adam Wingard's next action/horror flick and I am so ready for it

I promise it'll only be 99% as horrifying

Broke: antidepressant prescribing
Woke: social prescribing
Bespoke: femdom prescribing

Return to the good old days, I say

I've got the DVD knocking about somewhere!

We all deserve a wellbeing route that works for us!

Now you know for next time!

Some men would rather be put through the machine from the Happiness In Slavery video than go to therapy etc

In an absolute grump tonight and I truly believe it'll only truly be resolved by someone gorgeous tying me down and doing things that'd make a cenobite blush

Hahahaha yesssss

Also that artwork is among the best ever for Warhammer imo

Yesssss

Wargear nearly worth it for all the cool descriptions of horrible Tyranid weapons, but that's not enough to save it!

Actually I change my answer on this, instead it'll be the 2nd edition Warhammer 40,000 Codex Imperialis

I hear they promised him an extra runtime of half an hour on the next Avatar movie

No smoke without fire my friend

I wonder why the bigot who we're replying to has a problem with a gay, Jewish, trans-inclusive politician 🤔

No it's definitely that he's gay, Jewish and trans inclusive 💋

Send us a bit pls

Could I *be* cleaning any more skulls?

Yessss 🔥

Oh nooooooo

"Why are you so mean to me in the comments, why don't you care about my mental health 😢"