Kami

Play Store page for a game called RISING JOBBIES

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HIRE SCOTTISH PEOPLE

Chris has started a very good newsletter, it had me thinking and chatting about the state of things yesterday. Maybe it will make you do the thinking instead?

My reaction to this was violent

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFyo...

Drove past my work whilst getting your hole, what a time to be alive

You're down the bloody ROAD from me for fuck SAKE

Potential canon event

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Yes sorry I deleted it cause you could see my WhatsApp chats by accident

STOP THE CLOCK

Will you hit, but in the "vill you vare vigs? Ven vill you vare vigs?" Voice

I be watching TNG saying "Lewis, his leg smacked!" When good things happen

I think we can all agree that TNG is leg smack appropriate telly.

😔

@joffocakes.bsky.social Any stream tonight?

Sounds like you don't need that filter after all!

The CDC in June, but ONLY in June

GayCDC - It's a long way to the top (if you want to cock my hole)

Issue there is now people will be calling you Backy-One-Arm, it's a vicious cycle

Listen, I'm terrible at maths, anything that helps me practice is a good thing.

Mismatching weights on the squat rack and hoping someone in the gym sees it and is annoyed about it

Really enjoying reviews of the game Cairn, can't think why

Oh wait Christ I was thinking of this

Big fan

Oh I didn't know you were coming up to Scotland again ha ha ha haaaaa hahahaha haaaaaaa ahhhhhhh it's good stuff

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

The Johnny Cash version of Long Black Veil is a wonderful song, paced well to have a really clever gut punch twist.

Not only does this version adjust the verses so that the twist happens immediately, Mick Jagger has one tiny tiny % of the gravitas that Cash does. Horrible mess.

@thenetho.bsky.social What have you done to me...