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@palkyrie.bsky.social

east portland, politics, surviving while poor, snark, halfBlackness #RinkBack #YNWA between forty and fifty, between lower-class and upper lower-class, between pendleton and rainier. bnuuy hug on Goblin. inchoaterica.wordpress.com

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LOOK AT THIS PERFECT PUPPER

05.02.2026 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is why i have braille on the top of the bottle...mentally, i always feel the bottle before doing anything, which also allows application without using eyes in case of, like, drippy conditioners which hurt the eyes, too.

C S F L B are things i can't screw up even with the ADDDDDD

05.02.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i dry every january and july, but that has a greater purpose other than when you wanna toss a whole six-pack and drive home legally...when you're out and tossing 'em back, you use an NA as your water course between every few live rounds.

best tasting water EVER

05.02.2026 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just, you know, tighten the labor market another 25% as a treat.

05.02.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wall Street needs a pogrom, though. It's super important for wh*te fee-fees!

05.02.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like, the Eastport Mall Wal-Mart always sucked, Target closed almost all their small format stores so it wasn't just Portland, and I once had a dude draw down on me in the parking lot of the Portland Meadows Wal-Mart. Still don't know why, but he got inside without suppressive fire.

05.02.2026 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't really give a shit about big box stores, but the thing is that there's no other pharmacy downtown and a lot of old and disabled people downtown, so it's gonna be really a shitshow.

There is also that you won't be able to buy a candy bar for like blocks each way.

05.02.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
White man taking a selfie in front of the sign that reads: Osage County Sheriff's Office.

Today I had the honor of sitting with Pastor Robert. I am grateful for the role he played in my life. I am grateful for what I learned. And I am grateful that the story of grace is still being written.
(Matthew 25:36, 40)
36 I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me. 40 And the King will answer them, Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.

White man taking a selfie in front of the sign that reads: Osage County Sheriff's Office. Today I had the honor of sitting with Pastor Robert. I am grateful for the role he played in my life. I am grateful for what I learned. And I am grateful that the story of grace is still being written. (Matthew 25:36, 40) 36 I was naked and you clothed me, I was sick and you visited me, I was in prison and you came to me. 40 And the King will answer them, Truly, I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of these my brothers, you did it to me.

I'm not opposed to people visiting people in prison. I'm opposed to pastors like Landon Schott saying it's a great honor to visit the pastor who repeatedly raped a 12 year old and manipulated churches for decades to brush it off and bury it so he wouldn't be held accountable. Christian whitewashing

04.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

So CVS successfully took out the downtown Rite Aid and is now closing so there's no drugstore downtown.

I'm starting to wonder if Starbucks is gonna close the Pioneer Courthouse location. The capital hissyfit that pogroms haven't happened yet is getting really fucking tiring.

05.02.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Harmeet Dhillon continues to choose to be the worst person possible, not understanding that all these non-WASPs doing the dirty work for the regime are going to turn on them sooner or later.

She's one of a small raft of Trumpworld minorities doing all the ghastly shit.

05.02.2026 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Been there done that literally never ever ever ever ever doing that again thank you VERY much

05.02.2026 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fired Washington Post reporter told she can keep company pen.

04.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Good advice you should see…doubly so if you are of a cilantro-dependent culture or you just like beans not making you fart.

(Though epazote is better for that!)

05.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

STOP GIVING SCHUMER IDEAS

05.02.2026 06:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not the right punctuation or style for Susan From Colorado, who also loathes Wilson…hmm. This is the worst game ever, but Owendoff, Tiana, Talia, and Pedo Jeff know if they used their real name they’d get more blocked than a constipated walrus.

05.02.2026 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

These people need hobbies.

05.02.2026 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a white shirt says " it just keeps going and going " Alt: a man in a white shirt says " it just keeps going and going " …usually I can tell you what the meme is but failing my blind friends today
05.02.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a big fan of the Dems at the moment, but there's an asterisk the size of Levi's Stadium for Ro Khanna.

Sorry about what we did to the Niners. But you, my good sir, you're being righteous.

Carry on.

05.02.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, you can give your baby prune juice for constipation. You know, once you've discussed it with your OB/GYN, neotnatologist, credentialed midwife, etc. And the amount is like half an ounce.

Feeding a whole bottle? Babies are durable. Your sleep isn't gonna be for those blowouts, tho.

05.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear, as a cr1pple with multiple jobs, the only SSI I'm on is paying for other people's SSI (or SSDI!)

Which is a far better use of my taxes than endless war and racist thugs in the street.

Government functioning appropriately for fucking once!

05.02.2026 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh lort. so i was inquiring as to what dipshit when this started as she showed up on some random comment about City politics re: the Housing Bureau to yell about "100 nights of riots" and "Civil War"

If you have thoughts, I'm all eyes.

05.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does this man, a member of the Pedo-GOP, want to know so much about little kids?

05.02.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Again they took away your incredibly meager healthcare and gave your money to the child-snatching squad

05.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 353    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

The people who won't use it invariably claim that my fat ass is on benefits when in fact I'm pretty sure I'm funding the lifestyles of these terminally online fuckheads who would sooner die than have a grown-up job and see disability as a golden ticket that Daddy Trump will make Go Away.

*gulp*

05.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the MEDICALLY FRAGILE or something

I don't even fucking know anymore, but I do know I'm tired of random racists showing up in my feed and then calling "racist" an "accusation" shortly after cheering on ICE.

It's delusional behavior. And the avoidance of the word "disabled" is terrifying.

05.02.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Noted woke institution, um *checks notes* Brigham Young University.

05.02.2026 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

excuse me

"medically fragile person" hater.

because every fucking Nazi refuses to say the word disabled. they dance like michael fucking jackson on PCP around it.

05.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, they have a similar vibe which is why I misidentified at first. Felt Angela-ish and got blocked for pointing out that Jeffrey John Church is a multiply-convicted CSAM buyer aka a pedophile.

That's what made me suspect A-Town, but it's Talia the Cr1pple Hater.

05.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Aha. It is Talia, and they're decidedly NOT the same people. Talia is a horrible person who preys on disabled people she condescendingly calls "medically fragile". Angela is the one who married multiply-convicted CSAM buyer/pedo JEffrey John Church.

Thanks for the clarification!

05.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

BJG has become such a fucking wannabe of late and it's tragic, but sneering that fish sauce is somehow elitist and outrΓ© makes me wonder how bland anything she cooks is.

05.02.2026 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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