Democat

*pounding table*

AN-TI-POPE!

AN-TI-POPE!

AN-TI-POPE!

please do a schism it would be so funny

@nathithehumbleguy on threads: Ladies if you're always walking around with earphones or headphones on whether jogging or at the mall don't be surprised if no one approaches you. Most guys won't ask you to take them off just to start a conversation. Sometimes you might be blocking more than just the noise

he’s so close to getting it

me normally:

an extremely secular jew who has only ever lived in coastal states

me when pope leo craps on jd vance:

*extremely chicago accent* da pope babyyyyy

(this is international, too - lots of Russian players are buddies with Putin and Gretzky is so MAGA he actually damaged his teflon reputation in Canada)

The hidden ICE blueprint that should horrify every American | Will Bunch An internal Department of Homeland Security document shows how ICE plans to cram thousands of detained human beings inside a Georgia warehouse.

What's more shocking than ICE's plan to cram as many 8,500 humans into massive, soul-crushing warehouses?

Seeing the actual DHS floor plan that echoes slavery ships and history's worst gulags with no rec space but a gun range for guards

My new column on the camps www.inquirer.com/opinion/ice-...

it’s wild that for all the titans in the fossil record, blue whales - who are with us right here and now - are, as far as we know, the largest animals that have ever lived

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Where did they find this guy

NYC public schools:
Tomorrow (Mon 2/23) is a full snow day —no remote learning, no logging on. Our first real snow day in seven years. This blizzard is serious. Stay inside. Travel ban 9pm–noon tomorrow so crews can keep streets clear.
After the worst passes, bundle up and enjoy the snow — safely.

not the main thing that's objectionable about this, but lmao at the descendents of anglo-saxons and normans claiming to be indigenous

Denmark Rejects Trump’s Plan to Send Hospital Boat to Greenland

This too is sanewashing. There is no plan. There was a post. That’s it.

Ask our addled, wet president what he was talking about, don’t ask for other people’s reactions to it.

Undefeated theory of politics: any voter who could remotely be considered as ‘undecided’ is by definition a moron who by definition knows absolutely nothing about politics, and just gets angry at the president because “he’s in charge”

i think some of this is that, but also "chaos at the airports" is just a story that's bad for the administration no matter the circumstance. people know the feds run them, and expect them to be well-run without thinking about it.

this kid was spirited away to a "short-term residency program" owned by Bethany Christian Services, an evangelical adoption agency connected to Betsy DeVos

lmao

I voted for trump 7 times (legally, and it’s Illegal for u to ask me how) but I think he’s finally lost me by taking away my TSA PreCheck. I will now have no choice but to consider voting for Elon Musks FREEDOM PARTY in this next election, or maybe Trump imprisons Sabrina Carpenter and wins me back

Holy shit: they folded immediately after this @pamherd.bsky.social skeet
www.cnbc.com/2026/02/22/t...

The truth is these people are not very smart and it is firmly out of hand.

Let's try this again 👋

Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA.

I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

You think it’s painful to read this chart, imagine how painful it was to make this chart.

tyranny

"subtle differences in their views of executive power" is like saying the result of a WWE match showed subtle differences in the participants wrestling ability. The reason Trump lost is because Roberts thought the tariffs would endanger GOP majorities in the next elections.

tyranny

This is an administration desperately trying to keep its allies on board, and failing.

I think it's important to remember that RFK clearly believes in eugenics and children and mothers who die because they're not strong enough without modern medicine is the goal, not the side effect.

Liberalism Did Not Fail, Conservatism Did We are moving from an ideologically multipolar world, to a bipolar one.

Around the world, politics are being divided into coalitions, according to @polphilpod.bsky.social. One is for autarky, homogeneity, and hierarchy. It is our job to ensure the other is actually for internationalism, diversity, and equality. www.liberalcurrents.com/liberalism-d...

A tariff “refund” mostly goes to whoever wrote the tariff check: the importer of record. That’s not the same person who paid more at the register. So refunds -- if they're offered -- might sound like consumer relief, but in reality, they're corporate windfalls.

welcome to the resist—excuse me what

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

A Fatal ICE Shooting Occurred in Texas Months Before Renee Good’s Killing

This case is insane:

ICE shot and killed a citizen last March then *hid it for a year.*

The young man they killed had no criminal history.

All we know about shooting is from internal ICE docs.

We don't know officers' names.

We don't have footage.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/20/u...