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To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.

I wanna see a senator stab a dude. Get in the game MFs. 😅

Is the map in Trump's Bibles of the Gulf of Mexico accidentally labeled as the Gulf of America because of incompetency?

Library Out Loud Featuring Scrumm February 27 🎵 FREE 🎶 7PM Friends Room 4th Floor Downtown OKC Library via the Oklahoma Underground Music Archive (Park in the Arts District Garage. We have vouchers!) Metropolitan Library System 300 Park Ave. Oklahoma City OK 73102 metrolibrary.org | 405-231-8650

Library Out Loud
Feat. Scrumm

February 27 🎵 FREE 🎶

7PM
Friends Room
4th Floor
Downtown OKC
Library

via the
Oklahoma
Underground
Music Archive

(Park in the Arts District Garage. We have vouchers!)

Metropolitan Library System

300 Park Ave. Oklahoma City OK 73102
metrolibrary.org | 405-231-8650

Wtf. Car dealerships are awful places. I worked in them for 20 yrs. Why did I do that to myself.

Please be real. Spread this.

Feels accurate.

When someone says, "I don't talk politics," I hear, "I'm too privileged to care about that."

It's hard, but be difficult with those in your life who claim this statement.

It time to "fuck their feelings".

I don't like it.

Right in the feels.

T-Mobile & Apple are getting into bed with Starlink as we speak.

Maybe we should oppose that.

I suspect we’re going to be hearing more stories about failing farmers having their land bought for cheep—it’s not a coincidence. Is this why USAID was cut—to make way for billionaires?!

Watch til the end and keep an eye on national parklands too.
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US threatens to shut off Starlink if Ukraine won't sign minerals deal, sources tell Reuters The U.S. first raised the prospect of shutting off Starlink service after Zelensky rejected the deal presented on Feb. 12. Starlink terminals are critical in securing Ukraine's battlefield communicati...

“The United States has threatened to cut off Ukraine's access to Starlink satellite internet terminals if Kyiv does not reach a deal with the U.S. regarding critical mineral resources, Reuters reported on Feb. 21, citing three sources familiar with the negotiations.”

Aging Noise Artist Remembers a Time When You Could Pull Your Penis Out at a Show and Everyone Wouldn’t Get All Weird About It Local 46-year-old musician Tim Reddy of the seminal one-person noise/grind collective 5CrpseFckPrty complained that you could no longer whip out your schlong on stage without making everyone feel weir...

Aging Noise Artist Remembers a Time When You Could Pull Your Penis Out at a Show and Everyone Wouldn’t Get All Weird About It

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Oh I meant men in tights. Shit

For real. Prince John's mole. Great shit.

Sell, to who? Just burn them and take the loss.

Then whole band agrees: We'd rather piss our pants than stop at a Valero™

Fr fuck Valero

To be winning at capitalism is to be failing at life.

If Congress and the courts can't stop Trump from abusing his power, who can?

He's soo SmARt.

They will ignore the courts. They will only respond to forcibly being stopped. This is terrifying.

This doesn't even apply to 99% of Americans.

U.S. Prosecco importers panic as Trump's tariff threat bubbles up President Trump's threats to impose new tariffs on European goods has led Americans to suddenly stockpile their favorite Italian wines, especially sparkling Prosecco.

President Donald Trump's threats to impose new tariffs on European goods has caused Americans to suddenly stockpile their favorite Italian wines, especially prosecco.

So I had to dispatch a wounded animal today, consoled a young woman in shock. Cried more than I wanted to. Plus, I have this murderous fantasy I'm trying to resolve. Fun stuff

Force your way in. They can not deny you. MAKE them handcuff you. Thank you.

And transporting evidence against the admin.

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