Claire Luisa

(I regret to inform you that I’ve been sucked in by Threads, which is terrible but less boring, if you’re so inclined I’m the same handle there)

do Philly people in LA call it “Vawns”?

I forgot I was on here but peep these (I just applied decals didn’t paint those details—but I absolutely could)

“Darrel” 🥹

I also cannot stop thinking about this beaut 🥹

eating a slice of king cake is like taking a pregnancy test—if you get the baby you’re going to have to spend some money

any minute now there will be a Pope Francis horny emoji chain text and also a post about how we should all test our drugs

a headline from Popular Science that reads “The Great Wall of China is 300 years older than we thought”

Honey, she’s Asian! Why are you surprised??

RIP Laura Gilpin, you would have loved the anglerfish who swam to the surface

don’t forget Situationship Saturday tomorrow! the candy will be on sale!!!

I had one of the new Polar seltzers, apple crisp, and same but not in an unpleasant way???

I’m once again kinda bored here unless it’s news stories, I’m all but off Tw!t bc I have some faves on there who aren’t anywhere else. And Threads weirdly got a lot better? Funnier and less mean?? Though it’s still part of the evil M3t@ that I also can’t quit!! So I’m kinda over there, same handle 🙃

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At an estimated $160 billion, the total estimated economic loss of the fire damage in LA is still dwarfed by Elon’s net worth. He could rebuild the whole city and still be one of the richest people on earth. I say we eat him.

This was like 11am, we all went home

A huge white cloud on the horizon against a beautiful blue sky, the view of the tops of buildings

the Palisades fire from my office way across town

Devices charging

I almost his a CRANE like a bird, driving home, the wind was blowing them all over the place and they almost flew into my car

screenshot of an Apple News article from People Magazine, headline reads: “Woman Who Warned Husbands to Not Buy Last-Minute Gifts Reveals What Hers Actually Got Her (Exclusive)” JESSICA'S VIDEO HAS GONE VIRAL, AMASSING MORE THAN 812,000 VIEWS AND 3,500 COMMENTS By JORDAN GREENE Updated on December 27, 2024 • A mom shares on TikTok how she went to Target before Christmas

go off, polyandrous queen

Yes but was she buying plums for the icebox???

“Can you explain this gap in your resume?”

“Yes that’s when late-stage capitalism failed me”

me: asks for advice from randos

rando who is qualified to give the advice :::does so in a condescending tone and also doesn’t read my original query close enough to understand what I’m asking:::

Screeshot from a medical website that reads : Rhabdomyolysis is the breakdown of muscle tissue that leads to the release of muscle fiber contents into the blood. These substances are harmful to the kidney and often cause kidney damage. Causes When muscle is damaged, a protein called myoglobin is released into the bloodstream. It is then filtered out of the body by the kidneys. Myoglobin breaks down into substances that can damage kidney cells. Rhabdomyolysis may be caused by injury or any other condition that damages skeletal muscle. Problems that may lead to this disease include: • Trauma or crush injuries • Use of drugs or medicines such as cocaine, amphetamines, statins, heroin, or PCP| • Genetic muscle diseases • Extremes of body temperature • Ischemia or death of muscle tissue • Low phosphate levels • Seizures or muscle tremors • Severe exertion, such as marathon running or calisthenics • Lengthy surgical procedures • Severe dehydration Symptoms

The people on Reddit were talking about effects of the ADHD medication (which is why I mentioned “medicated” ADHD folks) but again they’re not pros. Thanks for weighing in!

Thanks this is all helpful! And same as what the doc on the teledoc appt said. I had initial consulted Dr. Reddit and it was full of non-professionals freaking out 😜 but doc ordered a test to be sure anyway

A voodoo doll but you only do nice cute things to it like giving it a tiny little massage.

I’m not diagnosed with it but I’m researching…

Rhabdomyolysis: MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia Rhabdomyolysis is the breakdown of muscle tissue that leads to the release of muscle fiber contents into the blood. These substances are harmful to the kidney and often cause kidney damage.

medicated #ADHD hotties and other speed freaks, does anyone have experience with #Rhabdomyolysis ? medlineplus.gov/ency/article... #adhdsky

Haha exactly!!

this happens to me when I’m reading ingredients labels and see food coloring names 😩

Photo of the screen before the screening of Nosferafu at the Director’s Guild of America Theatre in LA, lists the cast across the top and the social media handles across the bottom and copy that reads “succumb to the darkness and share your reaction” with an image of the title character face obscured and just hands

It’s a Yesferatu for me, dawg