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When your baby comes out like a 43 year old man and you're like wtf

02.01.2025 13:34 — 👍 4670    🔁 361    💬 160    📌 31

Can you imagine desperately wanting people to like you? What a fucking nightmare.

26.07.2025 14:00 — 👍 21    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
Ozzy Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne

I'm at a loss for words. RIP Ozzy. There will never be anyone like you ever again. I'm heartbroken.

22.07.2025 19:02 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, you love me? Name 3 of my inner demons

13.11.2024 14:36 — 👍 176    🔁 65    💬 3    📌 0

Ugh

22.07.2025 13:16 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

sometimes I ask myself if wasting my days shitposting instead of doing something productive is worth it and I just laugh and laugh and laugh

29.05.2025 16:03 — 👍 66    🔁 30    💬 1    📌 0

I never believed in hypnosis until I spent six straight hours staring at the bakery's rotating pie display case.

29.05.2025 14:35 — 👍 203    🔁 66    💬 2    📌 0

I’m like a happy idiot but without the first bit.

29.05.2025 16:35 — 👍 74    🔁 33    💬 1    📌 0

Not trying to brag but I look amazing with 47 filters

29.05.2025 18:15 — 👍 204    🔁 87    💬 3    📌 0

If I'd known what a bad wife I'd make, I'd have stayed in school

29.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 80    🔁 29    💬 5    📌 1

I don’t flirt, I just say stupid shit until someone gets a boner about it

18.04.2025 18:28 — 👍 547    🔁 155    💬 29    📌 6

Blast death metal.
Pet puppies.

28.05.2025 17:52 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

what's a few buttholes between friends?

28.05.2025 03:49 — 👍 23    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

‘i have survived every hard, nightmare of a day so far’ she said

peering around the corner, tomorrow licked its lips and laughed with a grotesque sneer

28.05.2025 04:37 — 👍 127    🔁 35    💬 3    📌 1

"Wow, you've lost weight. What's your secret?"

Tariffs.

28.05.2025 12:03 — 👍 83    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 1

“What a long, strange trip it’s been” I say as I disembark in Australia when I intended to go to Austria.

27.05.2025 19:52 — 👍 119    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 3

At some point I am going to need a week off to shave.

27.05.2025 13:22 — 👍 122    🔁 42    💬 4    📌 0
A graphic design picture of a nazi being punched with the caption "Punch Your Local Nazi"

A graphic design picture of a nazi being punched with the caption "Punch Your Local Nazi"

28.05.2025 11:31 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Remember, it's okay to punch nazis.

28.05.2025 11:19 — 👍 53    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 0

Thinking that maybe social media isn't my thing anymore.

27.05.2025 16:07 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Crocs with spikes and chains

Crocs with spikes and chains

When you shop at Hot Crocpic

27.05.2025 16:02 — 👍 45    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

*shrugs*

22.05.2025 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Taking my kid to get his first tattoo for his birthday today. Fuck I'm old.

22.05.2025 14:02 — 👍 40    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 0

Are you indecisive?

Me:

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Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
Yes YesYes YesYes

21.05.2025 15:44 — 👍 84    🔁 27    💬 0    📌 3

If I say bless you twice and you sneeze again then you can go to Hell sorry

19.05.2025 18:23 — 👍 166    🔁 53    💬 11    📌 2

sit down sir, I have tattoos older then you

28.03.2025 15:30 — 👍 240    🔁 76    💬 13    📌 0

When life gave me lemons, it autocorrected to demons.

19.05.2025 16:57 — 👍 324    🔁 121    💬 10    📌 0

If you can read this, that is my only requirement, and you could be dating me right now.

20.05.2025 05:48 — 👍 105    🔁 26    💬 10    📌 2

It's not you, it's not me, it's you and me, entering a cage of doom; there is a roar from the crowd, and only one of us will leave alive.

20.05.2025 05:47 — 👍 108    🔁 35    💬 4    📌 0

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