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I'm only here to pet pugs. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a

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My back piece tattoo in progress. A 3 eyed bat.

My back piece tattoo in progress. A 3 eyed bat.

Black shading done.

17.11.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
a digital road sign hacked to say PENIS

a digital road sign hacked to say PENIS

is this is the sign we've been waiting for

12.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6
A drawing I did of a friend.

A drawing I did of a friend.

A recent drawing I did for a friend.

13.11.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Awesome! Congrats!

13.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Making fun of someone's sobriety isn't the flex you think it is.

13.11.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If she's yelling at you, quickly put a piece of crab rangoon in her mouth and she'll stop.

13.11.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.

Sun flag looking like it's giving a boat captain a back rub.

Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.

21.11.2024 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 14560    πŸ” 2303    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 52

The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.

13.11.2025 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 101    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Letters on the face of a building spell out β€œWE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but β€œtogether” is spaced unfortunately as β€œTO GET HER.”

Letters on the face of a building spell out β€œWE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER” but β€œtogether” is spaced unfortunately as β€œTO GET HER.”

she better run

13.11.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1201    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 30
Various record store finds under $5

Various record store finds under $5

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Some of mine

13.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolute truth

13.11.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of the coolest music I've ever found was in the discount bin of the record store.

13.11.2025 13:16 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

My doctor said I am morbidly obese but in like a sexy way.

16.10.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All my homies hate ICE

16.10.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything i learned about Taylor Swift was against my will

14.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 261    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

Maybe she wants Jason in an intimate way.

16.10.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One day you're mildly amused, the next you're wielding an axe at Qdoba.

24.05.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so sorry, man.

14.10.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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14.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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14.10.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My back piece tattoo of a 3 eyed bat head

My back piece tattoo of a 3 eyed bat head

Line work done.

14.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

One fun thing about working with me is you never know when I might tell the CEO on an all hands call that the shareholders can suck my imaginary foot-long dick and I quit.

07.10.2025 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Stupid ass boy band wannabe saying he’s too famous to get a job

Stupid ass boy band wannabe saying he’s too famous to get a job

Me, when I get more than 10 reposts and 25 likes on Bluesky

19.10.2024 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1161    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

ME: anything?
PROSTITUTE: anything

*an hour later*

PROSTITUTE: ok I made dinner, set that appt for you, and called your mom back but this was a one time thing bc you’re fuckin sick

06.12.2024 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1268    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 9

Thank you so much!

07.10.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get fucked

07.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.10.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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