Chris Diggins

stupid dipshit sitting at a table with cuomo signs on it holding his phone looking like he's going to barf

so many good pictures out there

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Everything else aside, “a New York City mayor that people actually like” is, by itself, a world-historical miracle

NEW YORK CITY BABY, GREATEST CITY ON EARTH

my boy!!!

piloswine for @cdiggins.bsky.social ! fun shaped guy

Can I get my boy Piloswine up in here

I’ve become one of those anti-natalist people now. I use horrible and cringey euphemisms instead of saying the word “child” and act like a kid being audible in public is the worst crisis in modern history

This is what happened to me. I looked it up almost immediately because I didn’t want to hear it crying constantly

It's uncanny how Cuomo has been laser-focused at appealing to the absolute worst qualities in people - their insularity, their tribalism, and now their fear. A campaign monumental in its cynicism, a colossal bet by this man and his billionaire backers that people are basically bad.

escavalier for @cdiggins.bsky.social ! bridget can have a little a pen tool. as a treat

Escavalier!

I’m sorry you had to find out this way. It’s a difficult realization for all of us

I don’t think any comic has ever been better than Swan Boy at small text in newspapers and other documents. Just consistently the best tiny paragraphs in the biz

I have voted, hopefully for the last time in my life, to make Cuomo eat a big bug

Ms Rachel via Instagram: I've eaten rice the way Zohran Mamdani does. A friend made me a meal years ago & showed me that way of eating rice. I thought it was cool. Teachers in NYC teach students to be kind & respectful toward other students' cultures. It's one of our learning standards to help children feel proud of who they are. It's disappointing that some adults can't model the same decency & kindness that students in NYC show every day. They would rather model something none of our religions teach us - racism and attacking our neighbors instead of loving them.

Ms Rachel just called Andrew Cuomo a raggedy old racist bitch

Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the score
Let the body keep the...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE

secret bum fights in the subaquatic thunderdome under Little Island

I don’t like to brag very much, and I certainly don’t talk about my podcast ever, but I do think “Confederate Jiminy Cricket has strong opinions about Giuseppe Garibaldi” from our Pinocchio remake episode is the funniest idea I’ve ever had

The struggle is real

me: ugh god you know how you make plans for friday night but then friday night gets there and you don't want to do it and it feels sooooooo good to cancel?

my liege lord Daimyō Nobunaga (unsheathing katana): even a dog understands loyalty. She whose word is not bond does not deserve to live

I thought about telling you there was an Utena boss fight in the game but figured you were already sold

Didn't go to film school? Don't worry. Legendary investor and movie buff Marc Andreessen doesn't think that will be an issue for future creatives. During an episode of "Monitoring the Situation," the podcast for the venture capitalist firm that Andreessen cofounded, A16z, he said advancements in AI technology — like OpenAI's Sora 2 — have made it possible for a new type of filmmaker to emerge. "The filmmaker with no visual skill, or access to a set, or to a camera, or to actors, but with an idea," Andreessen said on Friday. "It's going to start with shorts and animated things and so forth, but it's going to work its way up to full movies."

It’s tiresome at this point, but again, their entire pitch is “wouldn’t it be great if there were no such things as talent, craft, and skill,” and what that means is a bland, slop-filled world. www.businessinsider.com/marc-andrees...

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

But…but…is Napoleon master of Europe???