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@5099.bsky.social

I'm glad we're all here.

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03.11.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3 or 4, maybe. It's never been my goal, tho.

25.10.2025 05:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Forgot about this one.
#UnhelpfulTarot

18.10.2025 07:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

08.10.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5275    ๐Ÿ” 548    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
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get rid of dad bod, dress like nightwing

21.09.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

20.09.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14756    ๐Ÿ” 3325    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 173    ๐Ÿ“Œ 111
KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT
YouTube video by GLITCH KNIGHTS OF GUINEVERE: PILOT

Knights of Guinevere PILOT

youtu.be/MCAdbUaMlAE

19.09.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12441    ๐Ÿ” 5153    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 358    ๐Ÿ“Œ 501

We could be 5 to 10 years from toothpaste that can regrow tooth enamel.

The scales are beginning to tip in favor of Mars once sustaining life. Weโ€™ll potentially know for sure by 2040.

The blue macaw is up to 160 individuals from an all-time low of 7, and confirmed to be breeding in the wild.

15.09.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5618    ๐Ÿ” 1336    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I know Infinity Train got 4 seasons, but it's Infinity Train.

@oweeeeendennis.bsky.social got robbed.

12.09.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"You did it! [1] [2]

[1] - Got the bad ending.
[2] - Would you like to try again?"

#UnhelpfulTarot #AceOfRods #TheWorld #natter

12.09.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"~Coming out of my cage, and I've been doing just fine~"

#UnhelpfulTarot #GettingBackIntoIt #ThankYouForYourPatience

08.09.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"You know that song about The Gambler? The cards suggest following his advice, specifically holding, folding, and running."

#UnhelpfulTarot #TenOfPentacles #TheChariot #natter #myheartisnotinthistoday #isaysorry #blah #tryagaintomorrow

26.08.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#ShareGoodNewsToo

24.08.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 260    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"When people show you who they are, believe them"
and also
"the best apology is changed behaviour"

23.08.2025 06:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 242    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perhaps difficult to look tall, yes.
Effortless to look like pirate, however.

22.08.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Meme with raccoons with captions in three rows and two columns. On the left they show emotions, on the right actions.

Row 1 Column 1: "When you feel like everyone hates you"
Row 1 Column 2: Sleep
Row 2 Column 1: "When you feel like you hate everyone"
Row 2 Column 2: Eat
Row 3 Column 1: "When you feel like you hate yourself"
Row 3 Column 2: Shower

Meme with raccoons with captions in three rows and two columns. On the left they show emotions, on the right actions. Row 1 Column 1: "When you feel like everyone hates you" Row 1 Column 2: Sleep Row 2 Column 1: "When you feel like you hate everyone" Row 2 Column 2: Eat Row 3 Column 1: "When you feel like you hate yourself" Row 3 Column 2: Shower

Friendly reminder.

20.08.2025 01:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1734    ๐Ÿ” 453    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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"This is not your beautiful house! This is not your beautiful wife!

"My God, what have you done?"
#UnhelpfulTarot
#TenOfCups
#TheMoon
#natter

19.08.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"It's pretty fun having a bunch of people competing for your attention. Less fun that none of them are actually your type."

#UnhelpfulTarot

18.08.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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#UnhelpfulTarot #crosspost

14.08.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"There's a time and place for everything, but discussing your recent hyperfixation with the repo man who showed up at your house probably isn't going to work out for you."

#UnhelpfulTarot #6OfSwords #PageOfPentacles #tarot #trainerdeck #justforfun #natter #thankyouforyoutpatience

12.08.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(Ah, hell. What now?)

12.08.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And doubly so if they didn't mind me still not being over the end of the first Krakoan era.

I am... not over that, at all. (._.)

11.08.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, if they'd have me.

11.08.2025 18:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, if they'd have me.

11.08.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hereโ€™s a little Gambit I had to get out of my system.

11.08.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 624    ๐Ÿ” 123    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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"Ugh. Swipe left."

#UnhelpfulTarot #PageOfCups #KnightOfSwords #natter #ThankYouForYourPatience

11.08.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Doctor Sivana uses an equation to walk thru a wall.

Doctor Sivana uses an equation to walk thru a wall.

โ€œSuck it, walls, I know math!โ€

10.08.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 434    ๐Ÿ” 118    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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"Almost done. This next part is going to hurt, but it'll be over before you know it. Now, turn towards your friend and count to three..."

#UnhelpfulTarot #TheWorld #NineOfSwords #ZAWARUDO
#natter #TrainerDeck

10.08.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.08.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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