jon rosenburger

Honestly and seriously think this is an EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE tactic to use against these weak fascist losers.

The horror

A spray painted stencil on a concrete bollard outside the Colosseum in Rome reads "No LGB without the T" in Italian

A screaming cheezburger with eyes and a mouth with onion teeth and somehow a tongue

Flamethrowers go FWOoShH

A giant cyber potato monster makes a BWEEN noise

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It seems like everything is people except for people, once again

Old McDonalds puppet characters were studied intensely during the sketch phase, absolutely

A screaming cheezburger with eyes and a mouth with onion teeth and somehow a tongue

Flamethrowers go FWOoShH

A giant cyber potato monster makes a BWEEN noise

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Gavin Newsom fucking sucks, part MCXVII

he still has until the end of the week for the rest of the bills so unfortunately it’s time to suck it up, call his office, and politely ask this living hairpiece to do the bare minimum to protect the most vulnerable among us

I liked when James Baxter used to do occasional guest spots on animated TV shows. I assume studios had a bat signal for him, except instead of a static bat it was a horse running in perspective towards the camera while the camera rotated around it

I can't stop sighing. I'm sitting here sighing over and over and rubbing at my temples. The skin is getting thin there

More likely they got everything they wanted as kids and nobody said no to them and they're looking to replicate the experience

more and more I am convinced a good share of why Trump 2 is so much worse than before is because of what Elon did to Twitter. it's like those group chats where people gassed themselves up to join ISIS, scaled up a millionfold

It's a fleeting thought I've had occasionally but reading it codified like that has crystallized it as truth, there's no going back now

Humanity is not beating the accusation that all adults are actually twelve right now

I will never not repost this

(Sound on for maximum effect)

The grand unified “Everyone is Twelve” theory is a legit contribution to contemporary thought and critique. We really are ruled by evil adult children!

I enjoy how people with lists called "leftist pigs who deserve helicopter rides" are ignored so the devs can focus on what's *really* important, defending digital cancer

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

Unlike Jesus, I have returned.

maybe Jack was right about bluesky repeating the same mistakes as Twitter

Suspending Erin Biba, a Jewish woman for this skeet is nasty work. Between this and intentionally misreading Link’s use of a meme as a threat, bsky mods are more than willing to ban based on the Spirit Of The Law for *some* posters but never Jesse Singal.

bsky.app/profile/aman...

You can now be banned for "Being disruptive to other users" yeah thats definitely going to be enforced consistently

The new recipe superpretzels suck

Everyone knows I enjoy an occasional Superpretzel. They're not great but they do the trick in thirty seconds. The wizards at Superpretzel HQ decided to "improve" their recipe by making a softer, spongier, less substantial pretzel instead of the chewy, dense pretzels that all good people enjoy.

Nope, not my work! Sorry!

Very cool. Please ask him lots of Life in Hell questions. We need to know more about Akbar and Jeff

I'm not going to escalate but I'm not going to forget either

time to seize the means of pretzel production

I like brown deli mustard.