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Maritza Campos

@maritzac.bsky.social

Webcartoonist, est 1999. Read my comics, I'm lonely. http://www.powernapcomic.com https://maritzacampos.com/crfh/

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If you see this post a Guybrush (or any Monkey Island character).

04.08.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about β€œmen’s fashion.""

I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?"

Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?"

I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about β€œmen’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

04.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 35094    πŸ” 3841    πŸ’¬ 851    πŸ“Œ 474

On the one hand, maybe this is the best "omelette" possible with synthetic eggs and synthetic cheese, as well as synthetic butter.

On the other hand, CHICKENS ABOARD THE ENTERPRISE

with tiny red shirts

03.08.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

personality? in a WOMAN??

03.08.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are they like... outsourcing the replies to chatgpt too?? they make no freaking sense whatsoever

02.08.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

let janine be a filthy little slut

02.08.2025 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Especially because their failure comes, in the first place, for believing women are not only owed to them, but subservient inherently.

01.08.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're welcome! I freaked out as well, tbh.

01.08.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'd only tell you to check if it's the -same- account you use to download your money. Since you use it every month -I am assuming- maybe this is an entirely different US account. The receiving accounts are here in the blueish one

01.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never used them. The account where I download my money is fine and not one of them. For the time being I am deciding not to freak out over something I didn't even know existed prior to yesterday.

01.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, so am I. I got in my payo account and checked these "rogue" accounts. They are US and UK accounts I never set up. I'm guessing Payo set them up automatically as some sort of courtesy, perhaps to encourage me to acquire a bank card so I could buy stuff on those countries. I'm in Mexico so

01.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

got the same email, it is legit

01.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh shit. Get all the rest you can get

31.07.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i can't really trace hands because i have 4 fingered character lol

30.07.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hands are really fucking hard but it's immediately noticeable if you fuck them up or if they're not in your style

30.07.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah trace it if you must, but

In every picture, humans tend to look at two things

-faces (eyes, especially)
-hands

30.07.2025 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My favorite character…. the Hawk Tuah..
#HawkGirl #Superman #Superman2025

30.07.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also calling it now: if it leaks out now, its because Murdock had it all along

29.07.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

calling it now: if some actual photo/video evidence of Trump and underage girls leaks out, he will have a "medical event" that will keep him out of sight for at least a week, and after that, he will not make any appearances "due to his health." This is the terrain laid out by the diagnosis admission

29.07.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Boomer relative: "I'm so glad I retired before I had to take a training course about ~pronouns~ hahaha"

My actual next training course at work: What to do if there's an active shooter in the building

29.07.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
With regal bearing, a man in a hooded white cloak stands against a celestial backdrop of vibrant pink, blue and purple. He holds one hand across his chest as his cloak flutters to reveal his black leather shirt and trousers beneath. In his other hand he grips the top of an hourglass turned so the sand is situated in the top bell to spill down. The sand glows and tints the inside of his cloak peach.

With regal bearing, a man in a hooded white cloak stands against a celestial backdrop of vibrant pink, blue and purple. He holds one hand across his chest as his cloak flutters to reveal his black leather shirt and trousers beneath. In his other hand he grips the top of an hourglass turned so the sand is situated in the top bell to spill down. The sand glows and tints the inside of his cloak peach.

CHRONOS (1984)
Acrylic - 18" x 25"

Unlike most cover illustrations I've done, the artwork for the 'Incarnations of Immortality' series is set within a box without any type running over it. 1/4

28.07.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
a very blurred mishmash of contrasting colors

a very blurred mishmash of contrasting colors

Fast and loose

www.patreon.com/posts/fast-a...

No one tells him what to do.

#crfhcomic

29.07.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a very blurred mishmash of contrasting colors

a very blurred mishmash of contrasting colors

Closing statement

www.maritzacampos.com/crfh

-mike drop-

#crfhcomic

29.07.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A twitter post explaining how you can β€œsave PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

A twitter post explaining how you can β€œsave PNGs to birds” by converting a drawing of a bird into a spectrogram then playing it to a starling who sung it back, reproducing the PNG.

Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system

28.07.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4898    πŸ” 1471    πŸ’¬ 104    πŸ“Œ 319

writers are fucking crazy exhibit A:

27.07.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dropped a poster tube in the #sdcc exhibit hall trying to get a signature. The poster inside has 2 dozen autographs collected at events in multiple states and countries. The tube has a name and address on it, it’s easy to id; but I’m devastated, I feel like such an idiot. #sdcclostandfound

26.07.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 374    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 26

Even if he was this super good dude guy... if he's a pedo he is OUT. That is some inexcusable shit. Lock him up and throw away the key

26.07.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh god
like you're responsible for climate change
what is wrong with people

26.07.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have this book! I am only missing a few books in the series after painstakingly collecting them in Ebay through the years.

25.07.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well FUCK.

Get ALL the rest. Too much rest. Every single inch of sleep you can. Avoid long covid!

25.07.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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